Ratings & Reviews of the best Halloween costumes

Dinosaur Man Cage

We start with the Man Caught by the Dinosaur. Pretty fockin good. We like the cleverness of deceiving people into thinking that that costume itself, isn't really the man in it. Or something like that. Bonus points are sadly off for what seem to be a practically impossible way too pee. Still,  a good solid ★★★★☆

YouTube Drunk Guy At a Party

This is really clever. Witty. Funny. Intelligent. This is simplicity in its best form. The sheer fact that he's not even dressed, merely being himself and commemorating our Social Media generation only makes this epic. Extra Bonus points are collected for both embracing - encouraging - drinking and being dressed as yourself. A well deserved ★★★★★ as it is the jury's stand-out favorite. Or as we'd like to put it; Like.

Midget Costume

We like this because it's so, so simple but most and foremost how much it makes fun of something we're usually not allowed to make fun of. Or, not too crazy actually, hence midgets are teased all the time in movies and shit, now that I think about it. But we do like to be political incorrect and kick on someone whose laying down, or is at the height of someone laying down. Ouch. Bad pun intended. Bonus points are not given since it simply comes in too many forms and variations (Google it and you'll see) which takes away a lot of its originality. It gets ★★★★☆ though, as this is rating the best costumes.

I myself will come as a Chilean Miner this Halloween. Not political incorrect enough to be provocative but couldn't be done next year. So I'd like to perceive it as very contemporary.