By: Beckett: July 2011

Friday, July 29, 2011

George on 9/11

Pretty fucking intense. Think I'm gonna watch the whole show, ya.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Hoooooorfuckingyaaaaaaay!!

read more heaaa about Endangered Baby Crocodiles Bursting From Their Shells

Requested: papa

Can't type more now off to do a DNA test.

MAN UP

Every morning I flex to compare from the morning before.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

This is no coincidence people. This is done by a very overage woman who has gotten laid exactly three times in the past five years. This is her way of getting back at masculinity. Or getting off with it. Or whatevs.

Clever

But I would have bought snacks too. Boring without snacks.

Good copy

Even at the oddest places at the oddest malls.

Meanwhile in Oklahoma

Worst part is that it was their #1 seller, right after 'ber'.

We continue our series with ninjas in disguises

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Star Wars vs. 1800's Firefighter masks

Pugboat

Really not much more to add.

Forever alone

Monday, July 25, 2011

Scariest thing about this picture is the painting in the background

It's terrible. Who paints that bad. Who makes a painting of a fat woman holding a piglet? Also; the woman almost looks decent. And the piglet is not the right size. So many flaws.

This is the kind of dog you want

All-in. Full throttle. No clue.

We had a great weekend, and best part is when we went to Brethren Church

Think we waited in line for a good five-six hours but it was well worth it.

Favorite one is the Chinese dude packing deck of cards

Or the kid at the end obviously.

Only One Crazy Bigot Showed Up To Protest Gay Marriage In New York

It would have been more funny if it was two of them actually. Two guys. Holding hands together in protest.

Copycat

Mornin'! Epic weekend that had its very own lil crescendo when I bought a fan on Sunday. A blade less fan.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Many songs mashed up to a new song

Pretty dope.

Don't hold back, just push things forward from Ithaca Audio on Vimeo.

Friday, July 22, 2011

For some reason this lil classic is what we listen to now as we get ready for the most epic and warmest weekend

Genius.

❤ to Oslo today

That dude that gunned down 30 kids at the camp on an island for kids. Don't ever wanna stop punish-torture him.

Koalas are hot and thirsty too

Oh come on. If this doesn't make you melt... Then the heat will.

Rumor has it this is one of the best films of the year

Rumor has it they might be right. Ryan Gosling might just also be our very only leading man we need.

More Drive (2011) Videos

Some reports, ehm, report of 115 today

But no one knows fo sho.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Tetris memes

I't snot new but you're not exactly 'fresh' either, so to speak, so that just miraculously evened out now didn't it.

Honest Jesus?

Back to the two bears racing horses

No one knew when they got on these horses that Fido (the one to the right) would actually run out of the stadium and escape from his cruel trainer and find freedom. Only to discover the delicious taste of vodka and die at the early age of 22.

My dear friend Mathieu Zratrararabny just got a mustache

And it looks really good.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The amamammamamaamziiing Spiderman

Something tell me we don't want Donnie Williams chasing our ass

Part of me also wants to think that this is just some really weird drunk ass dude who can't drive straight, and was filmed on an empty parking lot. Then someone added these cones in after effect or something. Yeah that's how it's done. Phew.

And while the subject of grooming dogs is still close to heart

My wife did this while I was out for a run. Ah the lil jokester.

This is from when we won (!) the most epic badminton tournament in the history of New York, at Governor's Island this summer

As a proud captain of the Syrup Badminton team, I still feel, proud. Amazing team.

RECESS: Badminton @ Governor's Island, NYC 2011 from RECESS NEW YORK on Vimeo.

Victory.