I only have $27

Spare a $73 anyone? That's right. Double-time.

It may look like a hot chick munching on a cookie at first glance

But it's also exactly how I look like at breakfast every mornin'

Excellenté!

Very good.

----------- a fellony

Funneh.

lolz

from always delivering fuck yaa

Fire surfing

That's it. Kudos to Red Bull. Silly idea on paper that obviously looks super dope in waves.

I want this in high speed too

So you can fully get the impact. When it slams into her face. Full effect. Full velocity. BOoom.

So THIS is trainsurfin'

Always wondered why the L is always so delayed.

It's Power-Tuesday

Which means Men dress up. This is what separates us from the animals.

a generation apart

This is a pre-copy-paste of my finish in this year's New York Marathon

It will be epic.

That said; it make me a little bit* sick that the commentator keeps talking about the second place Mo Farah. Especially since he lost - it's obviously cause he's British. And the winner, Ibrahim Jeilan, is Ethiopian and yells about Allah at the end. Europe didn't have their triumph, but fuck them if they're gonna stop talking about their runner up and not about the most impressive last lap since...

Man. Seriously:

Imagine if it would have been the other way around. Switch place with the Brit and the Ethiopian to catch my drift.

This is a fucking astonishing performance, seriously - his last lap was 52 seconds. That is so impressive I encourage you to Google that stat. But I'll give you a fresh perspective: Swedish Moa Hjelmer ran it on 52.35. But her field is 400 meters. Jeilan had only been running 24 laps prior to this epicness. No biggie.



*very

Vincent Cassell + Romain Gavras = fucking yup yaa

This will probably be one of the goose-bump-yaa movies of the year. A more interesting duo... not that I can think of. (Until DeNiro gets his ass off his shieeet and finally decides to shoot with Mann or Scorsese again that is).

and this sums it up pretty neat

it's a wrap.

West Broadway / Grand Street in Soho

Ha. Glad I caught a lil Irene after all.

Bring it on!!

issa decoy.

yeah so you should listen to this now

Any of his versions (live or not, old or not). it's amazing.



seriously. the most adorable.



also check this out. looks pretty mesmerizing.



THANK YOU YAYA for showing me.

Out of anything

ESPN take on... racism?

Michael Vick - now in full color. Oh come the fuck down. Ease yourself off that horse. I didn't do this.

"omg omg it's terrorists... oh phew, no it's just an earthquake"

This is inception good. So many layers of joy in this clip. The reactions. Man in the background. The wave (he has no idea). Ahh. Love. And Wolf! Yes!


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Uhm...as close at it gets

Almost as close as sex, for me roomie.


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Iron Man

Boom. Done. Victory.

He's starting to remind me of Bonnie Prince Billy* a lil bit

*Still coolest fucking name like evaa.

"photo-9.jpeg"

This photo is laying on my desktop. It is titled "photo-9.jpeg". I mean, seriously. What else could I possibly say to enhance the experience after looking at this. [Rhetorical question].

rush.

imma wanna climb too.

Stop motion 2.0

500 people in Israel holding 1500 different photographs.

PS: IMMA KNOW "2.0" IS AS CHEESY AS IT GETS. But c'mon. It's moving like... in two ways. You know. Geddit. Ah fuck you.

My stomach hurt after this pic

ALSO, SIDE-NOTE INFO: Imma fine after the earthquake.

Someone always has to challenge those tats

Just don't write impossible or someone will go machine-gun on you ass.

It's a test

And a trick. Not that I... wait what wut. Damn it. 

Not official confession:

I want a pet.

Yeah so this Rick Perry is an idiot

I love when they prove it themselves. Simply by opening their mouths. HEADS UP: This is painful to watch. Fuck yaa America and god save Texas.

Martha Marcy May Marlene

Tell me this doesn't look so insanely interesting that you don't know what to do. I mean c'mon! Admit it or I'll... no idea.

Just Ryan Gosling breaking up a fight in New York City

No biggie. Except his arms. They're effin' huge.

According to legit sources*: this is real

internet*

Aerogel - frozen effin' smoke

Also known as frozen smoke, Aerogel is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. It’s basically just a gel made from silicon, except all the liquid has been taken out and replaced with gas instead. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam.

Aerogel isn’t just neat, it’s useful. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can apparently withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence, which is why we don’t have Aerogel jackets: it works so well that people were complaining about overheating on Mt. Everest. via and also 

The Toys are back in mom

Mornin' y'all.

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There's only one championship that matters

Gotta love Japan.

turban

Great day for celebration!

There I fixed it.

Combover 2.0

Was gonna write 'combover deluxe' first but then I felt that adding a twist of internet is always cool, so i did with the next level zone of 2.0. Then I realized none of this is correct (it's still a combover) but somehow felt compelled to write it anyway. Crazy. Voices. Inside. Me. Head.

We are now about to listen to this

You're welcome. And also - thank you Pelle Polland for the tip. HAPPY THAT I'M CITING ME SOURCES NOW LUDDS.



Clams Casino // I'm God from Feel Good Lost on Vimeo.

Hey Hong Kong wassup

I know you envy them too.

We're just not quite there

Getting theaa, but not theaa. Also side note reminder: never skip the morning run. You feel fat and disgusted-ish with yourself.

Hipsters and fixed bikes

True story.

New apt, new car

Things are looking good again. All I need now are some bitches&hoes to accompany my new shag-ride.

As the Wednesday arises the hunchback cats are back

Octipussy Prime

You don't wanna know how Megatron looks like. But it involves a hand.

[tic tac tic tac]

haha. this is heavens

I mean it. Watch it. No point acting cool with this.

omg

WoW

You have to respect this dude.

Skynet shies no means

Volcano blowing smoke rings

Some call it a hipster phenomena. Bah! We say, and think it's much more classy than that and can only picture handsome fucks from the 60's doing it. E.g. Connery.

Ps. Side-note of fun fact from Beckett: this has only been documented three times.

assistant

What can we say... Fall is approaching. We have to settle for these kind of things. Coud be worse though. Could be worse...

no. fucking. way. :S

:S

Tis is Rick Perry Eating A Corn Dog

Michelle or this dude. Your pick.

Breakable

"oh noooo"

Tony?

Meanwhile in Russia

This will be me in 3... 2... 1...

(It's a kitten sleeping with the legs in the air - you should watch it)

Michele Bachmann Eats A Corndog At Iowa State Fair

This is your President Candidate.

Soon

ck - masturbator

And effin' genius.

There are times in life when you listen to this

This is one of them. For no particular reason. Just hi, it's Friday, enjoy. Boom.

lol house

Friday?

Beer?

This is our way of thanking Esquire for putting Daisly Lowe topless on their cover

Slow morning on the internet, only thing in sight are eagles and handguns

To the rescue. Now, everything is alright.