yea i totally agree, he's frickin' stellar hot.

obviously.

Ze Germans unt their fish tower

Crazy or genius? Let's just settle for Germans.

Cat with a bacon slice taped on its fur

Costume Genialé: suicide cat.

I think this wins my Halloween Costume of the year

Dressed as Angelina Jolie. How. Frickin'. Genius.

When it's ok to shoot your wife

today's trolololol

God damn i love this

Too good.

oBOOYAma

We obviously like this song very much right now

And the video, don't forget about the Fatboy Slim-esque video, son!

Aperaham Lincoln

So much for scoping the internet for greatness. We can go home now.

"A man..."

This is actually so terribly genius

Frist I was like 'wuut' then I was sorta like 'w00t'

Fucking genius Cat-Moonwalk

Best I've ever seen since the King himself.

As we wait for Erik to arrive:

Nice lil Tuesday song.

Welcome home dad...wait what wut!?

If it's true it's incredible. Like a scene from one of those Farrelly brothers movies when they were still good. Let's all just pretend it is true. There. Done. Boom.

[Feet]

-_-

Why stop. It's fun

Something tells me she's not really two weeks early, merely too eager, keen, horny, desperate.

Today's hero

I want need to be dressed as this guy at the Halloween party. Seriously.

A lil too excited, no?

Unless you have ended, say a long sex-draught, of course.

Holy yes this is good

Watch it. Now. Stop reading this.

Ladies&gents - content of the week

You're very welcome. Happy Beckett to you all.

First this pic came up and scooped up the first place of content of the week

The the next film (next post) showed up and slam dunked the shit out of the internet.

from heaa

Madda fack yaa

I wanna look exactly like this on Halloween.

God bless mornings

And titties.

Fap

Morning to you too. Wait what wut.!?

This is today's soundtrack and everything feels instantly a bit better/more fun

Also: Pumpkin partay tonight!


M83 / Midnight City / Music Video (2011) from Machine Molle on Vimeo.

Gel-fridge

What does it taste like? What happens when you put your leftovers on your plate in theaa? Or mebbe it's just a beer fridge. Of course it is. Imma ashamed now.

Can me have in XXXL please

Man I reaslly wish it was this simple. The options are pretty much endless when you're behaving like a retard and have the shape of a ball. All it takes is a lil bit of imagination from your dad and you''re set. This Halloween seems to be a bit tricky. Last year was epic Chilean Miners and I had two amazing follow-ups with: KKK (one has to be the captured dude rolled in oil and feathers and shit "Omg no that's not funneh you can't do that" oh shutthefyuckup) or the Human Centipede.

I know this should be a place for happiness

But this just killed me.

Bacon Strips

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And neither did we

batpuss and jokepuss

This is just fantastic.

This is the latest wannabe-Banksy internet-trend right now

It's still pretty genius.

this one's def my favorite. so flawless.

Forever cunt

This is so adorable/terrible

Aaaand mornin' to all!

Hello and welcome to a great Monday tune

(Can also work for other days of the week, but it's too early to determine).

thug ass

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Someone is about to go spank his money. Hard. Terrorize the shit out of it. Abuse it like a seal batter would with a seal pup. Oh no, wait. Someone can't. Cause he can't even log in.

UPDATE: Yes we can all see it says 'WoW Freakout' but we can also all discover sexual frustration when we see it. Imma gonna stick to spanking the monkey heaa.

Just a few snippets from Yimmy's Yayo

And also, How your morning should begin part 1.

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Holy crackers, it's Monday, 7:25 am and this is perhaps the best thing you'll see ALL week (!!!) !

Seriously. They seem to truly really believe in themselves. Honestly have faith in what they do. Pretty-boy and dumb-boy. The latter's attempt of freestyle rapping/wailing is of course praiseworthy beyond recognition, but nothing - nothing - beats around 1:11 when he tries to jump in - but fails. Can't. Just wailing in silence. OMG. It's so surreal. Beyond most things that's good.

Really hope it's not a fake thing that I fell for it. Like a dumb-boy.

After Drive this will be the best movie of the year

You're very welcome.

ok fuck it - one mooore

This is the greatest song i've ever heard right now. It really is something about it. Noo mebbe not a Friday mood song but fuck it. When it rocks it rocks.

gaaaaaahhhhhhh love this lil bugger

And with that we wish you a happy Beckett.

Thanks to Ludds we are able to see true happiness again

Happy Beckett to you all on this epic Friday.

Good or bad; I don't know

But this is the funniest shit you'll see today.

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This is 1/3 cute, 1/3 funny 1/3 scary as shit

Think about it.

There's an exception to every rule

Slow day on the internet, even though weather is kinda under the weather. Also sorta-related side note: I've always been a very much pro-Dave person. At one point it was extreme. I could let the TV stay on even if I didn't watch it just to improve the ratings. On an urgently-related note: Anyone who likes Leno is sorta a twat. And an idiot with poor taste.

Fuck candy

On an insanely related note: I haven't had a single bite of candy in a very fucking long time. Nearly three years to be specific. Which is like 16, in Christian years. All hail lé Beckett.

Reaction 3... 2... 1...

Ahhh. Now you geddit.

Waaaaait for...

...the titties!

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker

Aww <3.

While we wait for the Iron&Wine show tonight

We'll listen to this.

BONUS: She's hot as fuck too.

...doh!

getting laid in 3...2...1...

Oh sorry about the last post - this is a proper GOODMORNIN'

Some people actually wake up like this. Not just lucky Christmas Eve, but every morning.

GOODMORNIN' this is a ‘lenticular cloud’

Or cap cloud.

It's not the caliber of trailer for Captain America and Transformers

So To. Speak.

 Yet we can't fucking wait. It'll be immense.

Best part isn't the buck taking him out

It's him whining afterwards. Like a baby. It's not loud, but it's there. Genius.

Is a nut!

And yesterday was Columbus Day

Hope you all celebrated properly.

A turtle on a croc

And suddenly we have proof today will be a good day.

Seems like we wake up to a new week of complete mayhem and anarchy

Scheiße!

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Ah good to be back after great days in Italy

This man's in charge there btw.

ARRIVIDERCI!!

Imma off to Italy in a few hours to shoot the Gli Azzurri. It will be fantastic and we might eat pizza together and laugh and have fun and get to know each other and become Facebook friends and I'll poke Buffon*.

*nope.

Hut, fumble, touchdown, done.

Boom. Easy.

In this country it makes total sense

Not even tilting my eyebrow.

Didn't even notice Conan lost track

Imma was busy focusing elsewhere.

"Stop with the annoying questions!"

Stay hungry, stay foolish.

Now I really, really promised myself not to write that cause it almost feels like a cliché, but then I realized that I it's my favorite speech, and how much love clichés. I mean. It's so genius and summarizes it all.

And on a very related previous post:

You're welcome.

"w********f"

Tis is actually people's greatest problem right now. It's true. You can google it and if that's not sufficient, it's a trending topic on twitter. Didn't quite think of that now did we, Apple!

UPDATE: Yes they did. The voice-control will be key. Idiots/morons trying to talk to their phones are the better ones.

This is how I talk like when slightly intoxicated

Fairly accurate to be honest.