Wednesday, February 29, 2012
A drunk, a priest and...
A drunk man who smelled like a barrel of beer sat down on a subway train next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
Dating 2/2: Nintendo
Already posted this? Well, it's dating, video games and cats. What else we need heaa.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Probably the bets commercial I've seen in while
Not being ironic heaaa. And not just speaking for just fashion either. First I thought it was a joke/prank but apparently this is the film that the brand/agency produced. Impeccable piece of work. Again; amazing concept. Honesty meet shallow, honesty and shallow, meet genius.
Or at least be my friend or something.
Une Fille Comme Les Autres from Jalouse blog on Vimeo.
Or at least be my friend or something.
Une Fille Comme Les Autres from Jalouse blog on Vimeo.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Absolutely amazing Putin ad
Virgin voters. Seriously. I mean. Wow.
UPDATE: Yeah so apparently, according to my sources*, it's not a joke.
*no such thing as sources exist in this case
UPDATE: Yeah so apparently, according to my sources*, it's not a joke.
*no such thing as sources exist in this case
Winston Churchill as a lil kid proves us one big important thing
Everyone can get fat when they grow up.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Marriage: according to kids
Until I learn how to enhance the viewing area heaa in the blog; you just have to click on the image.
Fucking genius
God I wish I was this clever and good in advertising. So manly levels of good. Inception-good.
K-Swiss Blades by Kenny Powers - watch more funny videos
K-Swiss Blades by Kenny Powers - watch more funny videos
How to craft a teaser trailer
(This or the Transformers way that is). But this is genius. Apparently based on a true story; but though we've heard that before, but this is apparently true; this is a documentary.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
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Friday, February 17, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
switcharooney
Awesome. I couldn't make this up. Still love the lil lad of course. Even more. (And yes, I follow him on FB).
"Here is my new horse which I have called switcharooney. He is being trained at Michael Owens stables, I can't wait for him to start racing!"
Organic
Imma don't care how many times I've posted this (not sure I have actually) or times you've seen it. This is soo funny hilarious true genius on so many levels.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
HEllo good morning
And you're welcome. "OMG I can't believe you post funny videos of hot chicks making a fool out of yourself". Well. Believe it. Happy Monday y'all.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Saturday, February 11, 2012
It's Saturday, it's raining sno so I can't wear me Mario Converse
BUT. Wayne Rooney has just scored two goals so we're not complaining.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Lil' Bear and Tala
Amazing. Compulsive thoughts of have to see the updated video from today are running skirmishes in my lil head.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
So this is our last goodbye
I woke you up even though it was really early and so dark and cold. I know you hate waking up that early but I had to so you could lock the door after me when I left for the airport. I was fully dressed, had the bags packed and everything prepared by the door so my exit would be quick and smooth. I remember I stood by your bed for a moment and contemplated not waking you up, to let you sleep and not feel the cold floor on your feet and see the dark outside that you hate so much.
A soft touch against your arm but you woke up immediately and I didn’t know it was the last time we would see each other so I just apologized for waking you up so early. When it was still so cold and so dark. You walked me to the door and I hurried my steps and whispered that you should go back to bed and reminded you that I didn’t mean to wake you up so early, but that I had to so you could lock the door after me.
I wanted to be quick cause all I could think about was to leave so you could go back to bed and sleep. Not here with me where it was so early and so cold and so dark. You smiled and said it was fine, that I shouldn’t worry. I hugged you and I imagine I told you how much I love you and then you closed the door and locked it after me and went back to the warm cozy bed to sleep and we would never meet again.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Imma absolutely mesmerized how genius this piece of content is
Serious contender for Funniest Shit You'll See All Week.
