Imma jealous of this

Late bday gift? Anyone?

How we bitch around

It looks super cute

But part of me wrenched inside when idiots dress up animals like this... Oh well. I'm just as bad and will now post this and be punished in the world wide web for at least ten hours.

Photo. Click. Boom. Done. Neeeext.

Double confession:

I really like this song. Now from what I've understood of my two day love story with it - everyone is already tired of it. And it's probably "sucks in hipster circles that everyone has now discovered this". But. I'm always late with new music - and then I don't hit pause til I despise it. Not even a surprise performance on some sorority dinner from JC Chasez could make me hate it. Can't help it.

Secondly, it's me bday today. Yay.

Ken, South Side

Spikey

Safe sex doggy style

word nigga

The original worked better

But big up kudos to Oilers for picking up this ol' classic.

Oilers


Original

$75k and a hug

Cheers my dears, Lance is a creep

He says it himself.

Never lie. Google will find you.

Today's pep talk is actually this year's pep talk by tomorrow's hero

Gondry love

Watch this in full screen

Amazing. I felt it to my toes.

I Believe I can Fly ( flight of the frenchies). Trailer from sebastien montaz-rosset on Vimeo.

Stay young, stay foolish

Not only is it mean against nature

It's also torture against man. Torture.

Lance Banksy

Bernengo

Jason Puncheon suddenly disappeared off the pitch during tonight's game against Everton

During the 70th minute, Jason suddenly ran off the pitch and down the players tunnel. But it wasn't a substitution. A few minutes later, he tried to disguise his return and blend in during a proper sub. The fans always know tho.

Textbook example.

This has also been proven successful for job applications.

Hello, I just came back from Miami

And this has nothing to do with it.

These amazing images of animals in the womb were compiled by scientists using ultrasound scans and computer graphics.

The Euthanasia Coaster

and a lil about video

Euthanasia Coaster from Julijonas Urbonas on Vimeo.

Best part about missing stuff on the internet is

That you have so much fun shit to return to. Seriously good. Just take your pick. Or all.

One place, all you need

Or Drink & Fix it, or, shutthefuckupnow Ok.

This is why you voted for them.

*clap clap clap clap*

50 degrees of perception

My new desktop background

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This is a collection of men

They are all still virgins.

Just a regular Tuesday night at 10pm in Sweden

The NFL Playoffs are on the way

Also known as: Funniest shit you'll see today.

Digital hitman style

I thought this was a [weird fucked up] stuffed animal toy

It's not. It's real. And it's fucking weirdly awesome.

Water bears are small invertebrates (0.05mm - 1.2mm long) in the phylum Tardigrada. There are over 900 species in this phylum, and members of Tardigrada can be found almost everywhere on Earth: from the frozen landscape of Antarctica to the hot, humid forests of Africa. Most Tardigrades are semi-aquatic, and you can probably find one of your own if you collect some lichen and have access to a microscope.

What makes water bears so incredible is their ability to survive in the harshest conditions known to man. Water bears have been frozen, dried, boiled, and even exposed to the vacuum of space. Through it all, water bears have survived by undergoing cryptobiosis: a state in which metabolic activity stops. It is like death, only reversible.
What makes water bears so incredible is their ability to survive in the harshest conditions known to man. Water bears have been frozen, dried, boiled, and even exposed to the vacuum of space. Through it all, water bears have survived by undergoing cryptobiosis: a state in which metabolic activity stops. It is like death, only reversible.

via and this

Going to Miami this weekend

Never been. Will bear a fantastic trip.

So pointless.

It all went downhill from there

RIP 1989.

Right back at ya, bro

We knew wich face it was gonna be below before we saw it.

via

Best selfie yet

Let's say a lil prayer for LA

Fucking hilariously spot on.

First I was like, this is not gonna be that funny

Then I was like, this is totally funny.

I've completely lost it - I had NO idea the Golden Globes was tonight

I feel so small and inadequate and silly and stupid. I really do. I was watching 'Man On Wire' instead on Netflix. Which is a fucking great excuse - cause you should see it. But. I could have done that yesterday, or tomorrow. FML.

NOTE: Misunderstand me correctly. I don't think this opening is the best ever or anything. Ricky owns both os these - even though they shape up as it proceeds. But the event itself. It's live. And movies. So many movies. FML.



This is Man On Wire - and if you're not sold after this trailer then then then - you will be sold after seeing it!

Cocktail bed

I don't care if it's a Martini glass or not. Or maybe Martini is a cocktail.

The future is looking bright for Brazil

Sub-20 are ready for 2014 WC.

Rendered impression

Van Gogh. Today. Read more heaa

and this pretty lil neat video

Amen.

Do you know why I have so much time posting inanity on a Saturday? Cause imma at the office. Working.

 via

We are NOT missing this next Wednesday

Calendar revised. Alarms set.

Always double check.

Rule of thumb.

One helluva drug

Red fog in Australia

When Frank says, 'fuck this shit'

And tosses the tablecloth, you know it's time to do Friday.

It's so gorgeous I wanna cry

It's so gorgeous I wanna cry

And don't get me started on the toothpaste

If it's too big - fuck no. Cause midget-sized toothpaste doesn't kill. Is this judgemental and like bigoted?

Just slip it on someone's desk

Great for big corporations doing client presentations.

If time travel existed

Sry so sry

Craziest guy on the planet

Yes, because 1776 is totally relevant in 2013. This fucking guy is scarier than any horror movie out there.

Part 1.


Part 2.

Funniest shit you'll see today

Or imma just waaay to hangover and tired. Whatevs.

Originality

oh Taco

Direct response at its finest.

trouble.

double trouble.

Roomie 4-life

Makes complete total sense.

BFF's

aouww

We applaud all of these Transformers homage efforts.

Italian tragic

My 2013 so far

Need. To. Get. Back. On. The. Horse. Even tho imma not a gymnast.

Last year in review. Made by awesome friend, Trille.

2012 in 4 minutes from Matilda Kahl on Vimeo.

Nice.

Rudimental- Not Giving In from Josh Cole on Vimeo.

Copy copy copy.

Taking a piss

Classic!

Lunch

Second day in a row I've missed breakfast. Starving at work at 11 am. Dying at noon. I really haven't adjusted back to work-mode-hours after my grand staycation.

Getting there getting there

That kind of morning.