It's a wrap y'all.

Happy Weekend.

Amazing.

Can't script this.

It's important to be able to talk to people about things that are going on, you don't want to sound uneducated.

Origami crocodile

Luuurv. From Thea via here.

Happy bday to me!

This is the best thing that ever happened today

Seriously. Mexico's Olympic Ski Team's official suit. It feels like a day-early bday present.

Read more about it here and let's all collectively pray that this is true beyond words.

Weather bla bla bla - BOINK - weather bla bla bla

Causal as fuck. You can tell he's done this before. Many times.

Good morning, I've just signed up

For all of them.

EXCITEMENT

Facebook.com, my grandson, Nathan

Is today tomorrow New Zealand.

Murican logic

Good times.

Please note that he didn't take the 7 - which everyone assumed. Meaning - it's still available. WHO WILL GET IT. Dear lord the feeling is good again.

So this is everyone's favorite clip today, but wait a second

First I thought we were all sick of this about a year ago already? And then they start dancing. Seriously. Everyone stands up (you'll see) and it is one of the most awkward/awesome scenes ever (depending on how you feel when you see celebrities fake dancing while showing they have zero-zip-nada rhythm in them). Enjoy.

Li Na - winner of Australian Open 2014. Brilliant.

“My husband, even famous in China,” Li said. “Thanks for him [to] give up everything, just traveling with me to be my hitting partner, fix the drinks and fix the rackets. So thanks a lot. You’re a nice guy. And also you are so lucky to find me.”

Still Top 3 on the internetz

And there we go.

We give thee - the US Olympics official outfit by Ralph Lauren: from sketch to reality

Wait what wut!? Oh for fakk sake! I thought you were joking?! 

!! ---> ...

Aww.

For the record: this is Justin Bieber's mugshot

Reserved,

Behind the scenes photos from Dark Knight right heaa.

Always.

But right now it's really not good. Fuck.

Like.

Gravity.

Reversed gravity that is.

Don't drop a hammer on the moon. The reduced gravity means that you literally don't weigh enough to bend over to pick something up, resulting in a super awkward genuflection dance before you give up and get the tongs. 

More.

Here I am, dancing on my own

Wait what wut water?

Tuesday. That feels like a Monday.

Feels weird.

It's Friday and long weekend, people

Let's do this.

Post by Bald Is Beautiful Dog Rescue.

It's Friday.

What it's like, waking up, every morning

Husky knows.

Of course.

#Murica.

Erryday

PING! Studvig.

Pretty fantastic

And probably a tiny bit A LOT more closer to reality too.

Always.

Girl sees dad's twin brother for first time

Adors.

Hands down de Blasio, you fucked up.

The Daily Show
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The sweetest kid.

:'(

Monday pm.

Zlatan for free in BVB

(Y)

Interesting

And not just his change in position or decisions or view - his voice! And appearance. Dear lord he has aged.

Welcome back

Thy are mighty, mighty anticipated.

I've seen 1 minute and I'm like WOW

love it. read more about it here.

You should watch this

Never heard of this man before but now I don't want to stop listen.

This Christie dude is such a lame amateur to corruption it's embarrassing

"I-I-I-I knew nothing of this"

It all went well for Jack, until that day he appeared on local TV

And lil Timmy was like, hey....waaait a minute heaa

Modest hero of the day

Too good

Best part: happening.

Wednesday, Part 2:

Thursday.

Lé Smiths

Wednesday.

Just wing it, Mike

Still: Although he clearly can't speak unscripted; he's still one of the best directors of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Tuesday.

Of cooouuurse

But maybe...

Cool story Jesus

via 

Fantastic slice of America right heaa

Welcome back.

It's nice to be back. We love the first one so hopefully this can match it (exceed it would be too much..)