Haircuts.

Serious players only

Perfect

This is incredible

From Verified account, mind you.

Go Vote.

No excuses. Zero. You can Google that shit.

Literally.

Looks mighty mighty lovely

Never Forget

Comment to like ratio

One of the reason we got in this mess

Because these people's votes counts just as much as yours.

Patriotic

We excited

Donald right now.

Whoa.

Selfie taken in mirror by Jacqueline Kennedy (born 89 years ago yesterday) with Ethel Kennedy and JFK:

We are definitely on board

It looks so bonkers we have to love it

Yup.

Levels.

Holy shit.

VM GULD NU

only one way and that is forward

Dear sweet potato

RIP Humanity

So much fuck off I can barely breathe

TINDER MY ASS

Everything was better before. Errything.

When you're almost done picking teams in gym class

What A Difference

We are a bit surprised, but we like

A lot.

We excited

Friday.

We're back

It's Monday.

So here's a young Ricky Gervais.

We are mighty intrigues

Apparently it got a 10-minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival.

Monday 2.0

Hope your day was better than Robert Gojani's.

Monday.

This is an actual post.

This is America

Mesmerizing. Disturbing. Violent. Beautiful. Tragic. Materialistic. Melodic. Chaotic.

Stupid as fuck

Meanwhile down under

A dingo eating a shark and two snakes rooting each other. Next.

Magical

The true magic of internet strikes again.

Who wore it better

Please remember this is completely legit. 0% photoshop.

This better be intentional

That hashtag better be trending.

Wow.

This is now Top 3 exciting movies for me. Looks incredible. And the director of the amazing Imposter. Yasss. Ok cool.

No fly zone over Syria

Flight ME428: here, hold my beer.

Could make you rich though

I mean the IQ level of this country [WORLD] right now is not exactly HIGH. So to speak.

Throwback to when Sir Alex Ferguson actually made Chelsea give this side a guard of honour... 😂

Mensa.

Tuesday.

Diversity, it ain't.

Monday.

Start off your young life right.

Fantastic

From the studio that brought you "27 dresses" and "The Devil wears Prada". You had me at hello. Bloody brilliant.

Lol NRA logic

It's just as stupid as it sounds like.

When no one else supports you - support yourself

Forcing Thursday to function normally

When Nickelodeon has more moral courage than your Congressman

Power woman

The NRA are probably the most organization in American right now

Seriously did you see their extremely calculated and planned Oscars hijack slew of ads? Terrifying and so insanely dumb.

Nope.

We're gonna need a smaller font for the continuation of this

We love

This is the funniest and dumbest handling of social media from a brand in a while

But hey - at least they're treating Olympic Gold Medalists just like the rest of us.

Sigh. Smh. Lol. Etc.

UPDATE: Still cannot believe/fathom that United, AA – or literally any airlines in the world – jumped on this golden piece of PR-nugget that was just laid out there, open. Like bait. For the taken.

You can't script this

Genius

Sadly, spot on

Lest we forget

Happy Valentine