By: Beckett

This is so true

2012-02-16T17:50:00.000-05:00

I uttered "bahaa"

2012-02-16T11:03:00.000-05:00

When I saw this and then I went on with my life. Just as you will right now.

Ethernet

2012-02-16T08:50:00.002-05:00

switcharooney

2012-02-15T11:31:00.000-05:00

Awesome. I couldn't make this up. Still love the lil lad of course. Even more. (And yes, I follow him on FB).

"Here is my new horse which I have called switcharooney. He is being trained at Michael Owens stables, I can't wait for him to start racing!"

Organic

2012-02-15T11:17:00.000-05:00

Imma don't care how many times I've posted this (not sure I have actually) or times you've seen it. This is soo ~~funny~~ ~~hilarious~~ ~~true~~ genius on so many levels.

Melted cat

2012-02-15T09:01:00.000-05:00

Hot table.

BEst of the lot

2012-02-15T07:12:00.002-05:00

There's been too many of these lately. As always, simplicity and truth prevails.

It's never too soon

2012-02-14T23:32:00.002-05:00

A moment please [...]

2012-02-14T14:50:00.003-05:00

[...]

OK. Carry on.

Mario drunk

2012-02-14T08:59:00.000-05:00

As you're about to ink yourself for you loved one today

2012-02-14T08:48:00.002-05:00

Here's a step-by-step guide wheaa to do it.

So fast...

2012-02-14T07:22:00.002-05:00

Too soon?

2012-02-13T14:41:00.002-05:00

[...]

genius.

2012-02-13T14:31:00.003-05:00

Actually is.

THis is already the best action movie of the year

2012-02-13T14:00:00.001-05:00

Evidence A your honor.

Today's "Thank you christian for giving us today's song"

2012-02-13T12:15:00.000-05:00

Is brought to you by "Thank you Sofie for sending it my way".

Pacman, unveiled (or unskinned)

2012-02-13T10:42:00.000-05:00

In case you've always wondered. (You have).

via

HEllo good morning

2012-02-13T09:23:00.000-05:00

And you're welcome. "OMG I can't believe you post funny videos of hot chicks making a fool out of yourself". Well. Believe it. Happy Monday y'all.

Sr. Beckett

2012-02-12T23:17:00.003-05:00

It's Saturday, it's raining sno so I can't wear me Mario Converse

2012-02-11T08:55:00.000-05:00

BUT. Wayne Rooney has just scored two goals so we're not complaining.

Em@il me

2012-02-10T15:17:00.002-05:00

the dalai lama

2012-02-10T12:54:00.003-05:00

viaaaa

Lil' Bear and Tala

2012-02-10T09:47:00.000-05:00

Amazing. Compulsive thoughts of have to see the updated video from today are running skirmishes in my lil head.

Husky Hamster

2012-02-10T07:35:00.002-05:00

Aww l at this kid.

together and great.

2012-02-09T15:58:00.000-05:00

So this is our last goodbye

2012-02-09T10:33:00.001-05:00

I woke you up even though it was really early and so dark and cold. I know you hate waking up that early but I had to so you could lock the door after me when I left for the airport. I was fully dressed, had the bags packed and everything prepared by the door so my exit would be quick and smooth. I remember I stood by your bed for a moment and contemplated not waking you up, to let you sleep and not feel the cold floor on your feet and see the dark outside that you hate so much.

A soft touch against your arm but you woke up immediately and I didn’t know it was the last time we would see each other so I just apologized for waking you up so early. When it was still so cold and so dark. You walked me to the door and I hurried my steps and whispered that you should go back to bed and reminded you that I didn’t mean to wake you up so early, but that I had to so you could lock the door after me.

I wanted to be quick cause all I could think about was to leave so you could go back to bed and sleep. Not here with me where it was so early and so cold and so dark. You smiled and said it was fine, that I shouldn’t worry. I hugged you and I imagine I told you how much I love you and then you closed the door and locked it after me and went back to the warm cozy bed to sleep and we would never meet again.

You sure did love Elton

2012-02-09T07:10:00.000-05:00

<333

Imma absolutely mesmerized how genius this piece of content is

2012-02-08T19:59:00.001-05:00

Serious contender for Funniest Shit You'll See All Week.

Scottish

2012-02-08T15:59:00.001-05:00

Dick cock suck balls tits

2012-02-08T12:06:00.002-05:00

Oh, I thought we were in a tree of trust.. in the nest.

Hot tub!

2012-02-08T12:00:00.003-05:00

Ps. This is absolutely hilarious.

Happy Birthday James Dean.

2012-02-08T09:03:00.000-05:00

And nothing would ever be the same again and no one would come close.

punctuation

2012-02-08T07:21:00.002-05:00

Two things about this video

2012-02-07T22:31:00.002-05:00

1. Imma very jealous of this chicks spare time.
2. You should watch the whole film. It's worth it.

Haha - easily the funniest commercial of Super Bowl XLVI

2012-02-07T16:00:00.002-05:00

Can't believe I missed this.

This is true.

2012-02-07T14:45:00.000-05:00

We have a word for it in Swedish, "Sjalvdistans". It literally means, 'self-distance' and basically means not to take yourself so seriously and have the power of allowing people to perhaps even make fun on your expense.

But just like English doesn't have a word for 'lagom' they don't seem have for this either. Which consequentially and ironically (think about it) is very, very true the way they live their lifestyle. Figuratively speaking of course.

This.

2012-02-07T08:59:00.002-05:00

The moment he was suddenly worth every lil penny

2012-02-07T08:56:00.000-05:00

Sport. Funny thing.

Men / Women

2012-02-07T07:22:00.002-05:00

Meat leggings

2012-02-07T07:20:00.001-05:00

Comes with béarnaise.

via and heaa

The darndest thing

2012-02-06T23:49:00.002-05:00

via

As notified earlier: I got a crocodile yesterday

2012-02-06T22:02:00.000-05:00

Well.

Origin. Truth. Legend.

2012-02-06T21:46:00.000-05:00

It's not like it's been that much competition today. Yet - here is today's funniest shit you'll see today.

Theaaaa we go!!!!!!!

2012-02-06T14:00:00.000-05:00

Imma just floating heaa. <3

FUCK YAAAAAAAA yayayaya

2012-02-06T13:52:00.001-05:00

Happiness in an email.

You can* just skip to like 1:05

2012-02-06T11:32:00.003-05:00

*should

It's a big recovery day after we won

2012-02-06T11:13:00.002-05:00

So we'll start smoothly with this. (Then accelerate as we progress through the week).

Amazingness

2012-02-04T13:16:00.001-05:00

Now we can call off the cat vs dog thingie heaa?

Reason. Potter. Pigeon. Boom.

2012-02-03T14:52:00.002-05:00

Genius. (Click on the image if too small - need to sort these boarders heaa yes, but until then...)

This Needs more views

2012-02-03T12:29:00.002-05:00

Suddenly everything makes so much sense.

via

$1

2012-02-03T11:48:00.000-05:00

Sorta no brainer yet still - a contestant to funniest shit you'll see today.

UPDATE: Although i have to admit i didn't cry when I saw this. I need to cry to nominate. Ok. Nomination is obviously laminated but I seriously doubt it will walk home with the trophy.

Inceptional good

2012-02-03T10:57:00.001-05:00

Too much to handle right now. I want to meet the advertising agency who proposed and pitched the idea of having these ladies as the spokeswomen in the ad and then knight them and then run off and kiss the client who agreed aaaaaaand ---- >> first and foremost <<---- created this scarf.

- Wtf this is not and ad!?
- Wtfuck you.

Amazing.

2012-02-03T10:31:00.000-05:00

It really is. (Really hope this isn't some retarded black and whited image from like 2010. Cause then I'd feel all dumb and shit).

NOSTALGIA OF THE DAY: Blossom, then and now

2012-02-03T07:29:00.000-05:00

1992 and 2012 to be more precise. She did it last time for some election and coincidentally, that's where we are today again. Ha. Life.

Fact. Done. Boom. Sealed.

2012-02-03T00:37:00.001-05:00

Heard he's also been chewing on Obama cobs since Christmas.

Don't talk just

2012-02-02T21:54:00.000-05:00

Imma was cryyyin' when I first saw this. Easily funniest shit you'll see today.

I loooove this yet

2012-02-02T16:14:00.001-05:00

I can't stop thinking what will happen when they'll grow up..

Cheer up, mate

2012-02-02T12:53:00.000-05:00

seems legit

2012-02-02T12:51:00.001-05:00

Endless supplies.

100% soundtrack of the day

2012-02-02T10:28:00.000-05:00

Mebbe the entire week. Incredible.

Mitt Romney is not concerned with the very poor Americans

2012-02-02T10:17:00.002-05:00

It's like chewing on rocks. Doesn't matter how long you do it for, you're not gonna make it. << Geddit; as a metaphor for his heroic attempt of saving the situation >>. Jesus. This is the guy want for prez?

Imma concerned about the ones who are struggling. People living on social security. People who can't find work.

SPOILER ALERT: according to Romney - these are not the very poor. Cause obviously they're doing fine.

This is not the only example of course

2012-02-02T09:38:00.000-05:00

Although a pretty good one. The infrastructure in this country is beyond... imaginations? We should probably not even get into their trash system (non existing) rode, roach and bug problems (hello non existing trash system) rocky roads (we never really fix a problem, we just patch it up) (heck Iraq has better quality roads). Aaaaand imma not gonna continue now cause imma late for work.

Boys being boys even in Hogwarth

2012-02-02T07:31:00.002-05:00

pussy.cat

2012-02-01T16:11:00.002-05:00

"Everyone in the audience gets a sloth"

2012-02-01T15:23:00.001-05:00

Test:

2012-02-01T13:45:00.000-05:00

I got like really good and nice and flattering words. So imma kind and good man.

Nice one.

2012-02-01T10:44:00.002-05:00

It's worth watching of not only for the weird lady at 2:10-ish. What is she doing? Robbing him? Con artist? Getting change? Amazing.

VibaBody Slimmer

2012-02-01T10:24:00.004-05:00

This is too genius. you can't even dream up this. Less photoshop it. "So you guarantee it's working and you vouch its result, well'then imma have all three, please."

We should all hold hands and agree

2012-02-01T10:12:00.000-05:00

That this is a) the weirdest intro ever. Why on earth would you open the video by showing the players entring the pitch and then taking their team photo when you have something amazing as b) one of the most amazing goals. Evaa. Expect him in Man City before soon.

I want everything in this vid so much

2012-01-31T22:53:00.002-05:00

The dog. The table. Dear omg. Gimme.

Today's funniest shit you'll see today [a lil late one]

2012-01-31T21:01:00.001-05:00

Experience is also smoothly enhanced by the laughing dude with the camera. Genius.

Ok heaa we go

2012-01-31T12:27:00.000-05:00

One of all time best commercials. It's almost so sad they don't quality like this anymoo. They try. (God they try!) But no one ever gets close nowadays. This is just excellence. Crap today trying to be so excellent can only just be that; crap that tries to be excellence. And we all know that when you try, you're already pretty much fucked. (No one wants to be fucked). (Unless by a a really really hot chick). (Or dude, depending on your sexual orientation). All hail to Randy Krallman btw - the pretty much biggest genius in showbiz. (He and tons fo others of course). Ok imma stop now.

BOO large headed friend

2012-01-31T12:22:00.002-05:00

Kudos. And in case you're wondering (you are) wheaa that headline come from - well you're in luck cause imma about to remind you of one of the best commercials evva. (Coming next post).

Ha. This is genius

2012-01-31T09:24:00.002-05:00

Countdown til we see this in a commercial. 3... 2...

This is the only pet man needs

2012-01-31T09:18:00.001-05:00

(Crocodile is the animal; yet not a pet)

Pre imoortality

2012-01-31T07:32:00.001-05:00

Really love these kind of things. Wish there were more photos like this. Today the real pic would probably not even have made the first page cause some fucked up teen would have ruined it by flooding it with tweet-pics. Tweet-pics. Ha. funneh.

5-year old on logos

2012-01-30T17:08:00.001-05:00

Cute.

Sorry but the lack of activity >> but it's me bday today

2012-01-30T16:01:00.002-05:00

22 again! w00t. I was in London this weekend. Super lovely. Super fun. Super great. Super intense. And that's without my phone even functioning over theaa. Feels special to see that everyone's celebrating here at the office in New York for me tho.

Fuck yaa America

2012-01-26T15:28:00.002-05:00

Go football.

Bill Maher - Irritable Bowl Syndrome from Fraser Davidson on Vimeo.

Russell you tha man

2012-01-26T12:35:00.002-05:00

You are hereby priviliged

2012-01-26T12:21:00.003-05:00

Enjoy. A few things strike me at the top things about this song.

1. His suuuuuuper-excited announcement before he starts.

2. His intense focus as he waits to jump into the song. Completely failing. Pausing. Starting over. And repeat. Magic right theaa.

3. When he stands up and goes all Iggy Pop on our asses on stage. You betcha, I watched it to the end.

4. Perfect timting of chugging water and then continuing to sing halfway through his swallow.

5. At 3.30 when you think it's over - and he takes us on one more round. Genius.

true.

2012-01-26T12:01:00.002-05:00

You know it's an epic weekend coming up

2012-01-26T11:03:00.000-05:00

When this is the first 'lol' you see of the day.

West by East

2012-01-25T18:06:00.000-05:00

"The video is a bit on the gay side but the song is pretty good."

2012-01-25T15:18:00.001-05:00

Transl: 'a bit on the gay side' = very very very. 'pretty good' = frickin' amazing. now put your hidden judgmental idiotic homophobic side aside, and listen.

sick.

2012-01-25T15:06:00.001-05:00

simple, and magical, as that.

Need4Speed: Insight from Phoenix Fly on Vimeo.

"wait what wut..."

2012-01-25T12:16:00.002-05:00

... oh

Today's soundtrack presented by: we heaaaaaaars

2012-01-25T10:27:00.000-05:00

It's awesome, you're welcome and let's enjoy Wednesday. Or as I like to put it: the day before I travel to London.

Want*

2012-01-25T10:08:00.002-05:00

*Need.

Parental leave

2012-01-25T07:10:00.002-05:00

I can watch this for hours

2012-01-24T17:55:00.002-05:00

Also; want one.

She's on a tour in Wisconsin right now

2012-01-24T17:20:00.005-05:00

But I've successfully managed to book her for my bday bash. Yaa. Extra side-note kudos to her dad's persistent support.

Disgusted/awesmoe

2012-01-24T15:10:00.002-05:00

Aww. Look at this puppy. So beautiful. No why they felt compelled to kill it can only fashion institutes answer I guess. So sad.

Sick solar flare

2012-01-24T14:25:00.000-05:00

February 24, the satellite SDO (Solar Dynamics Observatory) captured this spectacular solar flare. A huge amount of plasma (ionized gas) is projected from the chromosphere, the lower part of the solar atmosphere, just above the surface of the star, gushing like lava from a volcano.The solar flare lasted about 90 minutes and thanks to the images taken every 24 seconds

Spectaculaire éruption solaire by sciencesetavenir

Dorren my dear

2012-01-24T11:36:00.004-05:00

I kinda feel bad for her, really do. But at the same time imma very very intrigued by her. She totally forgot her strongest trait; bluntly honest. I want to meet her. She should obviously feel free to bring her personal adviser/ad writer with her.

A Lions Mane Jellyfish, just the largest jellyfish in the world.

2012-01-24T10:35:00.000-05:00

They have been swimming in arctic waters since before the dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

I don't care how cool you think you are, it's kinda cool

2012-01-24T10:24:00.001-05:00

1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds

2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface

3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!

4. What can you see?

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse on 6 months of sobriety

2012-01-24T08:48:00.002-05:00

Too soon?

o.0

2012-01-23T21:08:00.000-05:00

Epic.

l-l-love this

2012-01-23T17:27:00.000-05:00

They exist oh so much.