"Useless fact: tonight is the biggest bar night of the year and more money will be spent on drinks than on gifts on Black Friday."

That statement/useless fact is regarding yesterday. The immense day before turkey, gravy, sweet potato, relatives and immenser family dinners are being consumed on Thanksgiving. What I did? Passed out. Twice. First at nine (only for a short powernap) and later before midnight. Sadly, didn't pass out due to alcohol. Oh no, I was just tired. Hello grandpa.