While you're having dinner at the Standard

The text messages started rolling in. Cheers for bored roomies.

"Hey hottie remember me"


"The girl you just met on chatroulette duh. Do u give ur number to everyone"


"Ohh shit some guy from sweden nvm! Hahahahhaha who lives in nyc"


"It must have been ur friend sry!"


"Did u not give me ur number on chatroulette? Otherwise I don't know who this is"