Just another decent average week on By Beckett

Yeah you would do it too

Bonus kudos for the flip.

These guys are such crazy geniuses

Runner up: animal of the day

Can we all have one?

Monkey washing a cat

This gives me hope. Animal(s) of the day. Genius.

Watching it gives me the goosebumps

Guide us. To the end of time

Unless you love, your love will flash by.

It might be too obvious. But if you have the time, you should spend some of the best 2:10 in your life right now. I love it so much.

I just cried

No movie has ever moved me like The Thin Red Line. Annoyingly put in the shadows as it came out simultaneously as annoyingly overrated Saving Private Ryan. Only thing is it was like 1000 000 000 000 better. The script, poems, the cinematography and acting. And absolute perfect movie in all sense. Easily one of the best ever, ever, ever made. Beauty can't describe it, but will have to suffice. This is Terence Malick's latest. After watching this trailer I find it hard that it won't be the movie of the century. It's completely mesmerizing.

This is how you kick someone out in MMA

It's a show so you might as well do it in style.

The best hurdles runner you''ll ever see

I love his determination. In his mind - he's killing it. Unmercifully. Genius.

Surprisingly good

Then again, I've never doubted R Kelly's talent. So that was a weird title.

We played indoor football today at lunch

When we came back the girls had ordered pizza for the entire office. I grabbed  a slice as I came in and ate it fast. Nom.
Then we realized that some footballers hadn't gotten any pizza so I told the girls that some people were left without food (not too good on the day you're throwing an epic Xmas partay at work).
I also told her that I never got any pizza either.
So I got a pasta too.

It's all a conspiracy

It never occurred to Bob, the man sitting beneath the poster that people were looking at him weirdly. Never once did it cross his mind that someone, somewhere we're testing the well-known theory that everyone has their counterpart out in the world, and that this someone was an artist. An artist who deliberately knew about his habits, routines but most and foremost itineraries and wanted to play the infamous I-poster-you-when-you-least-expect-it prank. Oh no. This was no coincidence, dear Bob. Not at all.

Polar bears and dogs ❤

Probably the most adorable things I've seen. Evaaaa. Who knew they felt like this. It makes me still wanna have faith in... (was gonna say humanity, but that kinda misses the point, so we'll go for) life.

Beckett Media

WTF. We're not sure about this little trick someone is pulling here. There are more Becketts out theeaaaa?!

Meanwhile in Tokyo

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From our genius friend.

Supportive.

Yesterday's numbers

First I thought it was Angelina Jolies ass that got the attention, but no. It was the drunk genius who sent a Xmas-spirit filled Holidays card to his former work, Harrods. This blog is the number one search result for "Merry Fuck Off From Harrods". It is the only time this will ever be number one of anything. As we see on the decreasing slope, at this pace of losing readers, tomorrow all will be back to normal again with zero.

The most awesome 450 page Google Doc presentation ever

Can only agree. very much actually. Genius.



You can download the preso right here too.

2010 was a fucking great movie year

Ratings and review coming up soon.

Parrot sings let the bodies hit the floor

Amazing and genius.

Model's hair catches fire in the hot tub at P. Diddy's party

Not only have you finally made it to Diddy's epic party. You're also the chosen one to be sitting in the hot tub - right behind the dude talking to the camera. You're in focus. This is your moment. Make the most of it.

December 16

Did you know that today is South Africa's Day of Reconciliation, a national holiday commemorating the end of the apartheid? It might be a South African observance, but it's a universal endeavor to come together.

We loooove Qwiki.

Dog with a cat hat

Put them right here