Friday, September 30, 2011


And it's with news like this I wish to wake up every Friday. Happy Friday to us all.

Thursday, September 29, 2011


My first session from my Support Group meeting

We talked about weather and wind for hours. So much to share and so many laughs. Then suddenly Ursula (top right) suggested we should all go out dancing. So we did! Ha. Marvelous night that didn't end until Ryan tried to grope May-Margaret's ass and both she and Bob got all angry. Was pretty intense but we're gonna talk about it on Monday. You know, "to clear the air".

ha. much better than first expected

you'll see.

Fucking brilliant song

We always prefer live versions, but heaa is the original if thy wish.


Forever pride.

in daaaaa nuts!


Wednesday, September 28, 2011

So earlier today we solved life consumption coice for breakfast

And now the rest of the meals for eternity to come. A good day.

So let's give this man a round of applause:

Seriously. He's been studying the McGurk effect for 25 years (he says it). And what has he come up with? That we might not always see what we hear. And vice versa. Again; the dude's been studying the mouth movement of the sound "ba". For 25 years. Then tested to replace it with the "va" mouth movement. Ba. 25 years. Congrats man.

So this is what I had for breakfast

And will have for all to come.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Looks legit.

Brilliant x2

Can you imagine the intern in the control room. Either his last day and one big last classy FUCK OFF. Or a very fucked up mistake where he was pretty fucking sure someone would notice. Can you imagine his face when he saw the news and realized no one had discovered it?

But - as always - the best part of these are always always the comments:

  • But come on, "African American" does not sound that good in rap-lyrics...

  • So in a segment on a black woman, driving a car popular among black people, in a black neighborhood, they play a song written by a black man, for a largely black audience, containing a colloquialism that black people use to refer to each other. HEY HONEY, THE WHITE PEOPLE ARE FEELING GUILTY OVER HERE!!!

Guess who is going to see these kids tonight at Terminal 5

[Rhetorical question]

But this is my new favorite.

wow. i actually think this is real

And just like that *poff* are those tiny kids but look like 52 who participate in Beauty Pageants suddenly revoked to runners up in the world of: creepy.

So apparently this beautiful lil creature got all golden orange cause of iron and shit in its water

It's still aaaaaaaaaadooooooooooorable. Seriously, golden croc!

Iggy Parker & Sarah Jessica Footer

In case we missed the morning formalities earlier this morning; here's a goodmornin' proof that Sarah looks like no one/nothing else.

Always amusing

Monday, September 26, 2011

Scariest shit i've seen

Seriously. Fml. I hate economy and money and bullshit.

UPDATE: OK. You need to watch this. And then you need to tell me what it means and what I should do. Deal. Boom. Done. Cheers.

My most recent shows

I loooooooooooove it. Commencing again tomorrow,

Funniest thing I've seen all day

And I see a lot* of funny things.

*No not really


2 seconds don't get much better than this. Enjoy.

You don't need to understand

you just need to understand that this is happening. it actually is happening. So amazing. Mesmerizing. 

It's what everyone should be listening to now

But it's just so effin' good. Almost as good as the film.

UPDATE: OH. No biggie - but this is actually a request from a reader. Yup. Happening right here at me blog.

UPDATE 2: Not this song per se; the reader just asked for more music tips from me. Cause I have such good taste.

Can we PLEASE have more surf dog competitions

This is a world record attempt to put the most dogs o na surf boards. Sadly the dogs didn't stay on for the required 10 seconds. Wonder what other milestones have me missed this weekend, internet.

Still hasn't changed

A bit.


Sunday, September 25, 2011


I'm not really that homesick, but it's a beautiful song.

Friday, September 23, 2011


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Monday, September 19, 2011

Yea you wanna see film's greatest contribution applied to other heroes

Pretty genius.

Dog Shootout

pew pew pew.

Obama's Elf

We'll leave it like that. Nothing really to add.

You have to give it to this pussy

It is Monday.

You think you're weekend was rough? Try a lifetime

This seal. Can't have it easy. Even albino-seals must mock it. Disney would pay so much money for the rights to this film, just so they could actually say 'based on a true story' without lying. Cause no one would believe it. But it did happen.

Saw 'Drive' today and so should you

Ultra-violence. Cars. Genius Ryan. Cool lines (when they actually speak). Extremely stylish movie. Great music.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

ok. holy fuckers

this is too rad.

NOISIA VISION Teaser from NOISIA on Vimeo.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

"Fuck yaa Cindy, just go for it"

"Freak out, cause you are always so crazy"


Thursday, September 15, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Some people pay extra for that taste

One should also try the lesbian chocolate bar. It's magic. m-a-g-i-c i tell ya.

Hipster X-Ray


That's stunning right there

Yup, that's it.

Good morning sun is shining and I can confirm that I have to, heard these rumors in the, internets

Genius Bush. Please speak more often.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Been looking everywhere for this song

It's too good. By John Hawkes. Epic John.

Forever virgins

Monday, September 12, 2011

omg. you're about to watch the video of the century

I don't know any of the context aor background behind this, but I think that makes it even more epic. Seriously. Prepare. (You can't).

NO worries this is just a panda in a rocking chair

No worries, no biggie. None at all. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Friday, September 9, 2011

This is seriously the cutest thing I have ever ever seen

Monkeys that been caged for cruel animal-experiments sees daylight for the first time in 30-years. Seriously. That hug!! I could cry for less.

Read more here.

Forecast for tonight is something like this


This is some great advertising

Thursday, September 8, 2011

My stomach ached from watching this

Some people. But massively impressive, oui.

Okokokokok ok I knooow

But hey. Wtf. Seriously! Come on. Photobooth dogs will always be legit.

Actually funnier than at first glance

Some people's faces are priceless. Subtly priceless.

Hi. Bye.

Just Rick Perry enjoying a corn dog at St Francis Catholic Church while touring a reproduction of Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel.

nicked rrrgiht off genius CRAPNET on facebook.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

It's Fashion Night Out tonight

And you are welcome for the only inspiration and build-up you need.

This song didn't make it easy for the coming songs on my playlist this morning

It's so immense. Imagine follow up to this. How do you do it, what can you say? How do you approach it? "Uhm yea... Hi, imma this power-song you used to love before. You even said I was your favorite... No, no, Ok."

On a late note: congrats you two.

Ah kids.

My wife/brother looks exactly like this

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Dr Juma

I'm bewildered. This is officially the most genius man on the planet. He has my eternal respect. Seriously: "Remove misunderstanding with anybody". A) "Remove" (!!!!!!!) B) "with anybody" - do you guys even have any idea what this means? Imma for realz now. With anybody. Anybody is - a n y b o d y in the entire world. Impressive doesn't even begin the justify this man's talents.

"Court cases". 'nuff said. "Casino specialist" too!?!? Case effin' forever closed.

complete sense.

This might be one of those "double-postings", but this is also: yeah whatevs.

Meanwhile in Marocko

Imma back in New York and this is a picture of fire blazing inside water

Geysers are Nature's hadouken. Taken by Tatyana Kildisheva , this shot manages to capture the exact second before the Strokkur geyser on Iceland erupts, showing off the fire inside that causes water to spew up to 131 feet in the air every four to eight minutes.

Pardon the delay readers (Ludds) but I haven't been online for the past couple of days. Which is also awesome. Highly recommended. ALSO WTF SIDE NOTE: What's up with the rain!?

Friday, September 2, 2011

This hangover day calls for this song

Soo effin' good. There's a Royksopp version too, but I can't find it. You should.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

This calls for SWAT

BOOM. oh, ah, ok thanks.


thank you LUDDS. happy now. jeez.

American Pie 12 years later

As i nothing ever happened. But where's the Russian chick!? Outrageous.

Ok this is it

Looks so fantastic. I also want the creepy song he sings. It's genius.