Composure. Regrets.

It is with these baby steps we take on this week's MONDAY

Sometimes we all feel like we could use a lil suspender

It usually happens after a happy night of drinking too.

Perspective

Not to be confused with actually making a reasonable decision though. They don't have instagram.

OPEN CONFESSION: I actually saw the Hunger Games the other day*

Battle Royal meets Running Man meets whining girls meets wtf-are-you-doing-this-doesn't-make-any-sort-of-sense-you-KNOW-you-have-to-kill-each-other-so-stop-whining-and-OMG-COME-ON-I-can't-even. jesus. 

*the things you do for love/gf.

L train, 8:36 am

Or any train/place, any day, any time.

BOOM. True. Fact.

A lil tired today, oui

Man, every day should always have 9 minutes set aside for some Mitch

So effin' genius.

Sorry about the absence - I've been in Sweden over the weekend, but

- Here's three penguins wearing scarfs. Whatyougonnadoaboutit.

Two things about this video

1. Imma very jealous of this chicks spare time.
2. You should watch the whole film. It's worth it.

This is true.

We have a word for it in Swedish, "Sjalvdistans". It literally means, 'self-distance' and basically means not to take yourself so seriously and have the power of allowing people to perhaps even make fun on your expense. 


But just like English doesn't have a word for 'lagom' they don't seem have for this either. Which consequentially and ironically (think about it) is very, very true the way they live their lifestyle. Figuratively speaking of course.

Meat leggings

Comes with béarnaise. 

via and heaa

This is not the only example of course

Although a pretty good one. The infrastructure in this country is beyond... imaginations? We should probably not even get into their trash system (non existing) rode, roach and bug problems (hello non existing trash system) rocky roads (we never really fix a problem, we just patch it up) (heck Iraq has better quality roads). Aaaaand imma not gonna continue now cause imma late for work.

Test:

I got like really good and nice and flattering words. So imma kind and good man. 

monday

oh fuck. it's tuesday.

Ever since I cancelled my subscription of US Weekly and Star Magazine

I've been left in the dark of what's really going on in the world. Barely grasped the fact that Jayonce was pregnant and befoo you know it she's almsot a teen. Is her name really Ivy Blue Carter?

First run since before Xmas

(Call it vacation or something). And what the fuck does the temperature show. Seriously. W. T F. Imma sitting heaa with shorts on. Jesus.

UPDATE: It was without comparison one of the worst things I've done. It was really cold. Just shorts and long sweater plus tshirt didn't help either. Jesus.

here's to 2012

It's simply how it will be.

happy happy

Ok I don't really know what/why we posted this, except that it's nice. And true. And that it's a slow am at the internets.