The dog. The table. Dear omg. Gimme.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Today's funniest shit you'll see today [a lil late one]
Experience is also smoothly enhanced by the laughing dude with the camera. Genius.
Ok heaa we go
One of all time best commercials. It's almost so sad they don't quality like this anymoo. They try. (God they try!) But no one ever gets close nowadays. This is just excellence. Crap today trying to be so excellent can only just be that; crap that tries to be excellence. And we all know that when you try, you're already pretty much fucked. (No one wants to be fucked). (Unless by a a really really hot chick). (Or dude, depending on your sexual orientation). All hail to Randy Krallman btw - the pretty much biggest genius in showbiz. (He and tons fo others of course). Ok imma stop now.
BOO large headed friend
Kudos. And in case you're wondering (you are) wheaa that headline come from - well you're in luck cause imma about to remind you of one of the best commercials evva. (Coming next post).
Pre imoortality
Really love these kind of things. Wish there were more photos like this. Today the real pic would probably not even have made the first page cause some fucked up teen would have ruined it by flooding it with tweet-pics. Tweet-pics. Ha. funneh.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Sorry but the lack of activity >> but it's me bday today
22 again! w00t. I was in London this weekend. Super lovely. Super fun. Super great. Super intense. And that's without my phone even functioning over theaa. Feels special to see that everyone's celebrating here at the office in New York for me tho.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
You are hereby priviliged
Enjoy. A few things strike me at the top things about this song.
1. His suuuuuuper-excited announcement before he starts.
2. His intense focus as he waits to jump into the song. Completely failing. Pausing. Starting over. And repeat. Magic right theaa.
3. When he stands up and goes all Iggy Pop on our asses on stage. You betcha, I watched it to the end.
4. Perfect timting of chugging water and then continuing to sing halfway through his swallow.
5. At 3.30 when you think it's over - and he takes us on one more round. Genius.
1. His suuuuuuper-excited announcement before he starts.
2. His intense focus as he waits to jump into the song. Completely failing. Pausing. Starting over. And repeat. Magic right theaa.
3. When he stands up and goes all Iggy Pop on our asses on stage. You betcha, I watched it to the end.
4. Perfect timting of chugging water and then continuing to sing halfway through his swallow.
5. At 3.30 when you think it's over - and he takes us on one more round. Genius.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
"The video is a bit on the gay side but the song is pretty good."
Transl: 'a bit on the gay side' = very very very. 'pretty good' = frickin' amazing. now put your hidden judgmental idiotic homophobic side aside, and listen.
Today's soundtrack presented by: we heaaaaaaars
It's awesome, you're welcome and let's enjoy Wednesday. Or as I like to put it: the day before I travel to London.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
She's on a tour in Wisconsin right now
But I've successfully managed to book her for my bday bash. Yaa. Extra side-note kudos to her dad's persistent support.
Disgusted/awesmoe
Aww. Look at this puppy. So beautiful. No why they felt compelled to kill it can only fashion institutes answer I guess. So sad.
Sick solar flare
February 24, the satellite SDO (Solar Dynamics Observatory) captured this spectacular solar flare. A huge amount of plasma (ionized gas) is projected from the chromosphere, the lower part of the solar atmosphere, just above the surface of the star, gushing like lava from a volcano.The solar flare lasted about 90 minutes and thanks to the images taken every 24 seconds
Spectaculaire éruption solaire by sciencesetavenir
Dorren my dear
I kinda feel bad for her, really do. But at the same time imma very very intrigued by her. She totally forgot her strongest trait; bluntly honest. I want to meet her. She should obviously feel free to bring her personal adviser/ad writer with her.
A Lions Mane Jellyfish, just the largest jellyfish in the world.
They have been swimming in arctic waters since before the dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
I don't care how cool you think you are, it's kinda cool
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!
4. What can you see?
Monday, January 23, 2012
A classic
Despite you've both seen and heard this befoo - I was stupid enough to forget the punchline and smiled at the end. Besides, funneh is alwats going to be funneh.
It's teamwork that will get us through this weird Monday
Seriously. Freezin' balls off cold on Saturday/Sunday and today, 11°C (oui, celsius). Some fucked up shit going on heaa. Not the snow is melting and streets are like walking in slush.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Still:
Totally uncalled for man, can we just get to fucking celebrate tonight. Ok, carry on, as you were.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
True story*
After his retirement Sir Winston Churchill was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship.
"There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship" - said Churchill.
"First their cuisine is unsurpassed.
Second their service is superb.
And third, in case of an emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first."
*No guarantees of the authenticity in this nonsense story is given at all.
"There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship" - said Churchill.
"First their cuisine is unsurpassed.
Second their service is superb.
And third, in case of an emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first."
*No guarantees of the authenticity in this nonsense story is given at all.
Friday, January 20, 2012
"GOD", "MAFIA" etc etc
Hashtag this dude's lifestyle #douchebag and we have a sweet summary of this impressive man.
This is gonna be so fucking fucked up
And fucking absolutely amazingly entreatingly amazing. Can't wait.
Welcome to yet another amamazing Friday
You're welcome to this tune that we will hereafter call, our lil weekend tune ♪.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
This is also funny on the same fucking reasons that the rest of these are funneh
Cause it's simply just so darn true.
important shit today
i dunno why. no particular reason. but you should watch this. cause people are simply still idiots ou theaa.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
pretty dope runway
OK. I nevaa use 'dope'* cause I think it's silly when idiots abroad (e.g. Swedes in the US) use these clearly American expressions as if we're Americans ourselves.
*I do
*I do
Ever since I cancelled my subscription of US Weekly and Star Magazine
I've been left in the dark of what's really going on in the world. Barely grasped the fact that Jayonce was pregnant and befoo you know it she's almsot a teen. Is her name really Ivy Blue Carter?
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
When did Harrison become all awesome
Can't wait for his new film with Will Ferrell. (Or whoevs - he has tp promote something like this, right?)
A lil funny, yes
Not as good/funneh as the 'shit girls says' series and their bastard offsprings, but a nice attempt. Cause I did watch all of it. And I did smile. Adding this confusing line just to sum up something I'm not really quite sure where I'm going, but knowing you won't remember it three seconds from now anyway and if you're still reading now we can both inject a bit of acknowledging that we're both smart and we both got it - but knowing - none of us have.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
I had to watch this three times
Before I realized the lil kid actually did take his vengeance at the right kid. Respect.
jesus almighty
With this, all of my most recent [unfair] losses in Wordfeud* suddenly feel less important.
*I really am a killer tho - challenge me and I'll prove it: chriswizbeckett.
*I really am a killer tho - challenge me and I'll prove it: chriswizbeckett.
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