Newark

Outside New York (Manhattan) is New Jersey, close to this is Newark. Even closer to this is Newark Airport (just learned it’s actually not in the same city as Newark – they just share the same name). It is the most depressing and sad place on earth. Doubtlessly. It’s like sadness and nothingness got contained in the same building and when they realized that no one wants to go here voluntarily, they’d force them. And since there were no buildings that wanted to be close to it either, some bright ass decided to put up airstrips. And called it an airport.

When you walk through the aisles (you have to, in order to get to your gate – don’t worry all the gates are all in one huge depressing room) you see nothing but sadness. People you meet, greet, the ones who work there, from the check in staff, to the “restaurant” people, to the ones selling sandwiches to the regular airport personnel, to the bank lady, to the cleaners, they all share the exact same reluctance towards life as they know it. Every day, every second they regret their lack of discipline in school and hate the fact that they all have to face the consequences here, now, at Newark Airport. They regret their career decision. Every day. And shows it to you. Without hesitation. The only ones you can depict some sort of proof of life from are the flight crew who are about to take off.

Michael Douglas feels GREAT/DEAD

There's a flip-side to every coin.

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I know, right? What I'm wearing isn't even remotely suppose to look so ridiculously stunningly great, fact is I should look like shit. But he he, I just pulled it off.

Kind Regards,
James Dean

Hover Hand Part 2!

Well we all remember the first Hover Hand (right down below).  Well there are more photo evidence of how to instantly spot a virgin. Let's have a look.

There's the Anxiously Reluctantly Hover.

No one forgets The Brazilian-No-Graber.

Ah the classic Even-Though-It's-5am-And-We're-Drunk-Eating-Burger-I-Won't-Touch-You.

The You're-My-Idol-Would-You-Mind-If-I-Don't-Touch-You? Instant classic.

The immortal We-Might-Go-To-Prom-Together-But-I'm-Still-Going-Home-Alone-To-Wank-Off.

Something of a personal favorite too, mostly cause it involves a dude, who could potentially consider himself, slightly cooler than most of the other ones here. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you The I-Might-Be-At-A-Party-But-There's-No-Way-I'm-Gonna-Come-Off-This-Moment-With-Any-Dignity-At-All-After-This-Photo-Is-Taken-From-Neither-My-Homies-Nor-People-Watching.

And my absolute personal favorite, for two sinople reasons: The Double-No-Touch-Hander. Genius.

When I grew up Playmobil was the best thing in life*

*Next to Lego of course. But this brings me back such sweet memories. The best ones. Endless of hours just playing... Ah bliss. Here they're performing some sort of dance-routine act to Le Tigre for 46 seconds. Not too bad either.

GENIUS: Best pictures of animals mixed with sharks

My favs are a tie between Bear shark, Bird shark and obviously Cat Shark.

Bear Shark.

Squirrel shark.

Bird shark.

Cat shark.

BONUS: Human shark.

All kindly borrowed from BuzzFeed.

Amy, don't listen to her

Click on the image or here to see it big.

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Is it really raining? Hu. So cool I didn't even notice.

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Just casually sitting here in the subway or wherever looking as cool as hipsters nowadays try really hard to, sporting stonewashed jeans and knitted sweater.

Best,
John Landis and Eddie Murphy

Obviously fake, but WTF

"I have something to show you"

From genius this is indexed. Always delivers.

Lightning crash in Hong Kong

From the National Geographic photo contest.

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Hi. I just wanted to confirm the point that Marlon Brando made with smoking as Style icon #8.

Best,

Rock Hudson

Inception in Real-Time

Here's all of Inception's dream levels as they occur simultaneously.

MMA Fight Of The Week

Over before it even began. So to speak.

Intense mountain walk

One of those videos you want to end. Yet all I could think of is, who built the damn thing!?

Everything she needs to know about him

Try to say no to this fella without having regrets for the rest of your life.

Au revoir Gov'na

Make sure your kid arrives safe and come back soon, sleeza.

Amazing chicken head

Always respect and keep your distance to the croc

At least we're not sinking!

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As illustrated by Sir Marlon Brando here. Nothing have or ever will, look better than smoking. That is, and forever will be anti-smoking's worst enemy and smoking's biggest ally. It's just fact.

CLARIFICATION: It's a vast difference between a stunningly looking person smoking and a person smoking. Smoking doesn't make you ridiculously good looking per se, but if you pull it off, you will look better than anyone else.

It's the only reason I've ever contemplated smoking. That's just how life works. Resist, or get on with it.

If you want to LOL for 47 seconds

You should listen to this song very, very loud before you go out tonight

Take me to bed or lose me forever