Thursday, May 31, 2012

The dot over the i.

She got it all figured out. Think she's Sarah Palin's cousin. Not first cousin and eligible for marriage tho. Of course.

Our latest lil PUMA spot

Who doesn't love bare chested Italians.

Stunted

Poor fella.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Mebbe a lil pre-summer soundtrack

Or what the heck. It's great. Listen. Thanks to Sofie.


Richard Attenborough makes everything a lil bit better*

Side note heavily related info: Richard is one of my favorite people.


*a lot

Your argument is unvalid

Goldie

Level: difficult

Sunday, May 27, 2012

BEST! Again.

One mother's day for US, one for Sweden. All for you. <33333333

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Death BBQ

Friday, May 25, 2012

As will be seen tomorrow:

Or, preferably today.


Thursday, May 24, 2012

Ah the world. So beautiful.

Burgers the way it should be

These guys.



Today's lil tune

Yes, we're still very into this whole lil Gatsby thing that struck us yesterday.


Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Bill Murray and his own camera at Cannes


You remember the hot Blink-182 chick?

Yea. Her.

Classic soap trick

Push heaa.

A fire lil truck

Although cute I hope it has a big warning sign on it. Do not use in real situation.


Fantastic. Amazing.

There are more stuff out theaa than bats this season. So many hearts will be broken. On- and off screen.


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Fresh Prince sings again, 20 years later

I was really uncomfortable during this. Even do he seems to enjoy it, I couldn't help but only think of all the shit you have to do as a celeb. The fake smiles and getting comfortable during the most obscure uncomfortableness. Ah. The sell out. The sell out and the $50 M for waking up, of course.


...doesn't help either

2450 people like it rear.

Darth L. Jackson

Monday, May 21, 2012

Brilliant.

Effin' amazing by genius Wes Anderson. Again. (You're suppose to read that Forrest Gump style - Then I got to see the president of the United States of America. Again.)

From artist /poet Robert Montgomery

A FIRE WILL RISE

Holy fuckers. Just when I felt it was a lil bit beaten - it delivers a fucking poster that makes me wanna jerk off (and I will).

What an absolutely completely amazing movie year we have.

Dark Knight Rises. Prometheus. Django Unchained. The Master. Skyfall. The Great Gatsby. And so much more I'm forgetting right now. Jesus.

Norman rides a bike

I seriously can't believe this is real. The last proof that mankind will ever need. But how did this started!?


Time-lapse of the annual solar eclipse

I can't believe this shit is real. 


Skyfall

Well hello! So very pleased to meet you.


Rambo Potter

Ah dear god almighty. So funneh. Not sure if we can say we're wrapping the week with this or opening it. Either way works for me.


PIP Robin Gibb

Fucking cancer.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

test.

Today's diagram

Friday, May 18, 2012

Imma start boxing

I really am.


"A lot of these cats I just wish forget the adress to the gym. Everything is not for everybody. You don't see me on motherfucking Wall Street, picking up a motherfucking briefcase, trying to type"

So NIKE fucking does it again

Fucking unbelievably amazing.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Yeah well... whatever the fuck that was

I stand by it.


Electric toothbrush

A sophisticated idiot

50 Cent and Justin Bieber's lil offspring.

I can see this happen.

Revoluzione!

Ha. So genius when we think about it. Puts my mind to a big rest.


How to get down in Lima

Good morning this is eight-year-old blind-autistic, Jacob

I dare you not to feel anything. Double dare you.


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The always only response

To pretty much everything.


Oh cats; no real sense of rhythm

Obviously dogs on the other hand would have...


Tuesday, May 15, 2012

A lil off perhaps, but this is this week's tune

At least til something else comes up, or another mood takes over.


...but just like United

Ana amazing season* doesn't give you any titles.







*Ok so ours was actually pretty crap, but those tiny minutes away from snitching the title on the most amazing last day ever....

Morning brain exercise

Nothing stretches that muscle better than listening to something that's bigger than infinity. Or learning that there are different sizes of infinities. 


"It's a video"

Such a classic. One of the funniest shit you can ever do. Wish I'd thought of it.


Monday, May 14, 2012

Sam Jackson's wallet for the sequel to Pulp Fiction

It's the one that says "Chip & Dale"

Holy adorable!

Not just the cheetah and the puppy being BFF. But the surprise at 0:40-ish that the VO isn't a) a VO but a person talking and b) a guy.

Great view

Cool story bro.





more from over here

Cat vs. Puppy - not necessarily true story

Important side note info before someone declares cat as a winner: Dog saved this with biting his own tail. Didn't see no cat doing that in this.

#Fact

It is what it is and you can google that shit.

Wonderwall


from always refreshing CRAPNET on Facebook.

It is with these baby steps we take on this week's MONDAY

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy mothers day, mommy!

We would have taken you to epic brunch at Grand today and you would have love/hated all the overload of attention we would have given you. Love you madly, miss you crazy. 

Friday, May 11, 2012

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Funny as fuck of the day



from fuckyeahdementia!1!

James Bond style

This seems like a trick for the kid to pull.

Might look like a man

Can't pitch or catch like a man. 0:20 is priceless. That tiny, little giggle. Can't direct that.


MCA tribute top 3

In about 40 years

Hopefully it won't take this long for people to realize how incredibly stupid they are. Seriously.


Wednesday, May 9, 2012

This looks like some serverly badass shit

Dope as fuck. Top Ten of the year. Whatafuckingensemblecast.


A lil infograph: Smart people voting


Air Moonwalk.

Or Mourning Routine, as I like to call it.


Soundsculpture - fascinating

Daniel Franke has created an amazing new kind of art. He calls it a sound sculpture. It is based on the recorded motion data of a dancer shot with three depth cameras, a complex procedure that resulted in a beautifully moving digital body, consisting of 22,000 points. The closer we look, the more abstract the sculpture becomes.




via Jon

Jewel Caterpillar

AMazing ey!




Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Getting old and shit

A late contender, but worthy winner: Funniest shit you'll see today.

"I don't believe in children"

Why is my needle stuck in childhood? I don't know. I don't know. I guess that's where my heart is.

This is Maurice Sendak, the creator of Where The Wild Things Are, who passed away today, and you should listen to him talking about life and death.

The Rise of One World Trade Center

Still puzzled why/how it has taken over 8 years to do this (and we're not exactly done yet so to speak). They would have opened a mall and everything if it would have been in Japan by now.


In cat elevator we trust

Rangers oh dear

One helluva game last night.


Monday, May 7, 2012

Best fruits

Extremely surprisingly good

Nice one.


Perspective

Not to be confused with actually making a reasonable decision though. They don't have instagram.



Friday, May 4, 2012

Tomorrow is Cinço de Mayo...

Gym class in Virginia

As we're talking about this new baby-animal food

"That glass just saved your life alligator, my boy would have murdered you".


Well of course

They don't look like kids who did it impromptu last summer and don't see each other any more.