To anyone who might (foolishly) doubt that Old School is the funniest film ever #8

At this point
you may be asking yourself,

"Why am I holding
this -pound cinderblock in my hands?"

You might also ask yourself,

"Why does this cinderblock
have a long piece of string

tied to it?"

And finally,

"Why's the other end of this string
tied securely

to your penis?"