Readers

Apparently, as I just recently discovered, it seems as if I have more readers when I post my inane texts (i.e. junk) instead of the inane stuff I found on the web. On a personal note, this odd behavior pleases me. Even if I know you’re probably looking for some fun internet-joy but in despair only find my texts, I shamelessly take personal cred for this and suck it all up. It goes straight to my ego. Now who needs meth when you have imagination.