Thursday, September 4, 2008

Dare to download

I’m ashamed to admit I haven’t watched porn since my arrival.
So far, it’s four (4) months. Four months without any sign of real-life scenarios with plumbers going wrong and sweaty girls inviting them to involve in peculiar body humping positions accompanied by grotesque noises. And counting.
But what I’m most disturbed by is my own lack of courage. I haven’t even clicked on the compulsory adult-sites that constantly surround my mind.
Someone might wake me up at night, and without a word or verdict put me behind bars, or even worse, in a pit where I only twice a week will be fed, and until I’ve redeemed my sins and pledge to my new monastery vows and accept to never look at a pair of tits again, I shall never be released.
Wait a second. What if they find this post and a ‘certain word’ a bit up in the text, what then?
Oh fuck, I’m never gonna fuck again.

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