Coffee machine mayhem

So here we go again. New year, new everything – same retarded behavior around the coffee machine at work. Or wait EEEH – wrong – worse behavior around the coffee machine. It’s bad enough that they don’t oblige a permit or license or anything to keep amateurs off, but allowing these rookies get worse without being billed and not getting remarks and tons of fees annoys me.

Now I don’t want to point out the guilty by name or anything, let’s just call them “Elin” and “Vida”, have not the skills required to make a latte. "Elin" even managed to depress me today. Usually these two ladies just put the milk can underneath the steamer and – just let’s of loose, no angle, tilt, skills no nothing. Milk is spraying everywhere turning the whole kitchen into an aesthetic look resembling of bedlam. But today she surprised me; she steamed the milk directly in her cup – with coffee and all. Yes. You read right: In. The. Cup.