Ah, winter classic

God I wish this is true.

Let's not wait for Monday

It's the last Saturday of 2012. Let's make the most of it.

It's coming

Bloops of 2012

Merry dick-in-da-box to all

This is amazing.

When the scumbags from Westboro Baptist Church showed up to protest at one of the funerals for a victim in Newtown (because they believe God is punishing Connecticut for legalizing gay marriage) this is what they ran into… Hundreds of Hells Angels, cops, and firemen that were there to make sure they couldn’t spew their hate.

ONE LOVE.

If the shit hits the fan today

Imma glad to have witnessed this at least.

One of the all time questions tomorrow

Or wait... when tomorrow!?

Awesome

Wanna bet right?

Bet on the entire right hand side.

Dark haired Marilyn

Food for thoughts/fantasies.

Spot on

It's one of the most amazing things ever. Regardless how wrong it is in sensus  - the reactions are remarkable. Suddenly people get all hybris. They really seem to think that every single shitty picture they've snapped of a dry sandwich, building in backlight or feet in the sand is immediately gonna be sold to big companies in global ad campaigns. It's absolutely fascinating. Best part is also that everyone is threatening to leave Instagram if this follows through. No you won't. So jut stop it. You retarded little small person with a bloated ego.

Wowowowow incredible - too

Too many awesome trailers right now! Jesus! And after Terrence Malick - i think Michael Bay has the runner up spot for favorite directors. This looks fantastic. Seriously. 

Mr. Charles Bukowski

“For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.” 

I can't take it - it's too much, it's...

It looks frickin' absolutely awesome.

"You're An Unbelievably Stupid Man, Aren't You?"

It's unbelievable how stupid Larry Pratt is. Unbelievable. Worst part is how the man avoids every single question with nonsense. Do people seriously listen to this man? ARE PEOPLE THAT STUPID. (yes, rhetorical question right theaa).

Time's Person of the Year

Couldn't agree more.

On a related post

Guns, psychopats and now Eagles on the list

Just a matter of time before Americans will demand Obama to ban the big bird.

My favorite director's latest one...

Has been getting a lot of, hmm, shit from critics. So to speak. But you cannot deny him. Fuck me - just look at this and say this doesn't look absolutely mesmerizing.

Happy Holidays from Dos!

Amazing guy who agreed to do this. (Correct video now).

Jesus christy almighty

We've got some exciting movies to look forward to. This looks frickin' awesome. Extra kudos for not using the slightly over-done Inception music (which is really more T:3 music, but that's another discussion).

Morgan Freeman's brilliant take on what happened yesterday :

TURN OFF THE NEWS.......

Morgan Freeman's brilliant take on what happened yesterday :

"You want to know why. This may sound cynical, but here's why.

It's because of the way the media reports it. Flip on the news and watch how we treat the Batman theater shooter and the Oregon mall shooter like celebrities. Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris are household names, but do you know the name of a single *victim* of Columbine? Disturbed
people who would otherwise just off themselves in their basements see the news and want to top it by doing something worse, and going out in a memorable way. Why a grade school? Why children? Because he'll be remembered as a horrible monster, instead of a sad nobody.

CNN's article says that if the body count "holds up", this will rank as the second deadliest shooting behind Virginia Tech, as if statistics somehow make one shooting worse than another. Then they post a video interview of third-graders for all the details of what they saw and heard while the shootings were happening. Fox News has plastered the killer's face on all their reports for hours. Any articles or news stories yet that focus on the victims and ignore the killer's identity? None that I've seen yet. Because they don't sell. So congratulations, sensationalist media, you've just lit the fire for someone to top this and knock off a day care center or a maternity ward next.

You can help by forgetting you ever read this man's name, and remembering the name of at least one victim. You can help by donating to mental health research instead of pointing to gun control as the problem. You can help by turning off the news."

1 out of 2?

:(

Skytranny

Baneitting

It's been a glorious movie year

With all that entails. From let downs to amazingness. Mebbe we should do a proper Top List soon...

2 heads 1 hair

We are watching 'Sunshine' at the office right now

So, it made a lot of sense when this popped up in me newsfeed. Coincidence or fate.

Hey isn't it awesome tha[...]

*SCHLAP*

You think today's 12/12/12 is gonna be annoying?

Think again, son.

Tellin' it like it is

YAAH.

close ----------------->> so

Fuck Pat Bateman

This guy is da shiiiiit.

omgomgomgomgomgomg

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

At first you're like awww that's cute, but then you notic

Try to ignore that pic from now on.

- Wasn't me

Trying to do push-ups at home

Ending up taking a lil break at YouTube.

The Asian version

Pure evil

Just surprised people didn't die of a heart attack.

Bane outtakes

This is really funneh. Strawberries. Goddamn this is excellent.

This is just a random - yet nice - picture of a lady

JUSTICE.

Been watching this on repeat all day. It should have been 3-0 before 2-1, so to say justice was done is a grave understatement.


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Alberto Einstein at his therapist

Or, tomorrow as we might call it.

Here's to Saturday

(Might be old pic, still validates for tnite tho)

Was knitting a bit while I was gone

Honest Movie Trailers is the best thing ever created

And I think this is my favorite. It's so so soooo spot on and good. Jesus christ.

This is just terrific

In case people were doubting wether not the sexual abuse accuses with the were true or not. Don't worry, you'd wish John would go back to grope male masseuses. He has lost the plot completely. Considering that he tragically lost his son in a bathtub accident, I reckon that is still the reason he'll use in the courtroom to answer, validate and explain* for this. And reason he got to do this. Can you imagine his agent? 

"John, I am your friend. Trust me, listen to me, don't do this shit. I know you lost your son and it sucks. It really sucks. But you'll embarrass yourself for life and will only get parts playing an awkward - and now too old - of a dad with talking kids again. John... we've amazingly rebuilt your career again. Which is pretty insane considering what a freak you are... Johnnie, don't mess with fame and too much power and money and shit."





*Later on - blame

Happy 3:53pm to y'all

UPDATE: Doesn't is totally suck that the date/time on this post states "3:54" when that wasn't part of the joke at all.

The Last word

It's very important.

The second reason to watch the Hobbit Dec 20th

First is obviously the release of the full length trailer to Man Of Steel. Second will be this, that looks mighty promising too. Will also come with a 9-minute preview too.

On a related note: doesn't Hobbit feel like such a crazy and exploited way for Peter Jackson to ruin something he build so amazingly with the Ring Trilogy. [rhetorical question]. We just scratch out heads to it. Another trilogy based on 267 pages. For what!?*




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Good mornin' imma late into the game after being off internet for a while

But could this be more spot on? And Creed. Wow. Double bonus. Reminds me of a few friends I have. So. To. Speak.

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

My friend Aramique did this

He's the reason I am here in New York. And then the XX too.. Come on.

I just landed after THE longest flight

Canceled flights, chaos, snow storms, more chaos, confusion, 10 hours to get to Amsterdam, more chaos, connecting flight to New York aaaaand now...

Hello I did the dishes yesterday

Even the stuff I hadn't even used. Also, still in Sweden, should be back Wednesday. Should be back to internet then too.