Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Unif

Never heard about this brand/label before but now imma wanna buy all my clothes from theaa.

Fiesta!

Spectacular.


The City of Samba from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

So apaprently this snake has refused to eat this rat

For two months. You see now - faith in retiles: RESTORED.

Imma often late in the game

But this shit rocks.

A drunk, a priest and...

A drunk man who smelled like a barrel of beer sat down on a subway train next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest  
and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

We give thee - Mr. Susan Boyle

Sincerely good.

Dating 2/2: Nintendo

Already posted this? Well, it's dating, video games and cats. What else we need heaa.

Dating 1/2: L'amore della mia vita

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Movie the movie

Like the plot.

Probably the bets commercial I've seen in while

Not being ironic heaaa. And not just speaking for just fashion either. First I thought it was a joke/prank but apparently this is the film that the brand/agency produced. Impeccable piece of work. Again; amazing concept. Honesty meet shallow, honesty and shallow, meet genius.

Or at least be my friend or something.


Une Fille Comme Les Autres from Jalouse blog on Vimeo.

RZA and Yoko Ono playing a lil chess game

Nbd.


This is soooo fucking cool

Honestly. I get chills from this shit.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Absolutely amazing Putin ad

Virgin voters. Seriously. I mean. Wow.

UPDATE: Yeah so apparently, according to my sources*, it's not a joke.




*no such thing as sources exist in this case

Aussie rules

Strike a pose




Pic of the day

He cracked it

March 28, Music Hall Of Williamsburg

Be jealous.

Winston Churchill as a lil kid proves us one big important thing

Everyone can get fat when they grow up.


Saturday, February 25, 2012

Genius cat*

*first cat to ever get that judgement.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Eerily close

Spot the difference? (Hint top right corner).

Alpha male

Founder of Nintendo

I'll leave it to this. Amazing.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Marriage: according to kids

Until I learn how to enhance the viewing area heaa in the blog; you just have to click on the image.

Fucking genius

God I wish I was this clever and good in advertising. So manly levels of good. Inception-good.









How to craft a teaser trailer

(This or the Transformers way that is). But this is genius. Apparently based on a true story; but though we've heard that before, but this is apparently true; this is a documentary.

Wow. YESSSS

Cravings.

Note to self:

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

G, C, D

Dear American people; the polls are closed

You can go home now. Nothing else to do heaa.

*smash*

Boo-ya. This is the kind of shit I wish I was capable of.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Monday, February 20, 2012

Aww. Family.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Ahh ok gotcha.

They come in a series now. Meaning; soon as annoying to you.





Aww so cute

And you thought tests on guinea pigs were mean.


:')

Comfort Sunday

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Friday, February 17, 2012

Thursday, February 16, 2012

This is so true

I uttered "bahaa"

When I saw this and then I went on with my life. Just as you will right now.

Ethernet

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

switcharooney

Awesome. I couldn't make this up. Still love the lil lad of course. Even more. (And yes, I follow him on FB).


"Here is my new horse which I have called switcharooney. He is being trained at Michael Owens stables, I can't wait for him to start racing!"



Organic

Imma don't care how many times I've posted this (not sure I have actually) or times you've seen it. This is soo funny hilarious true genius on so many levels.

Melted cat

Hot table.

BEst of the lot

There's been too many of these lately. As always, simplicity and truth prevails.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Monday, February 13, 2012

Too soon?

[...]

genius.

Actually is.

THis is already the best action movie of the year

Evidence A your honor.

Today's "Thank you christian for giving us today's song"

Is brought to you by "Thank you Sofie for sending it my way".

Pacman, unveiled (or unskinned)

In case you've always wondered. (You have).



HEllo good morning

And you're welcome. "OMG I can't believe you post funny videos of hot chicks making a fool out of yourself". Well. Believe it. Happy Monday y'all.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Sr. Beckett

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Friday, February 10, 2012

Em@il me

the dalai lama


Lil' Bear and Tala

Amazing. Compulsive thoughts of have to see the updated video from today are running skirmishes in my lil head.

Husky Hamster

Aww l at this kid.


Thursday, February 9, 2012

together and great.




So this is our last goodbye

I woke you up even though it was really early and so dark and cold. I know you hate waking up that early but I had to so you could lock the door after me when I left for the airport. I was fully dressed, had the bags packed and everything prepared by the door so my exit would be quick and smooth. I remember I stood by your bed for a moment and contemplated not waking you up, to let you sleep and not feel the cold floor on your feet and see the dark outside that you hate so much.

A soft touch against your arm but you woke up immediately and I didn’t know it was the last time we would see each other so I just apologized for waking you up so early. When it was still so cold and so dark. You walked me to the door and I hurried my steps and whispered that you should go back to bed and reminded you that I didn’t mean to wake you up so early, but that I had to so you could lock the door after me.

I wanted to be quick cause all I could think about was to leave so you could go back to bed and sleep. Not here with me where it was so early and so cold and so dark. You smiled and said it was fine, that I shouldn’t worry. I hugged you and I imagine I told you how much I love you and then you closed the door and locked it after me and went back to the warm cozy bed to sleep and we would never meet again.

You sure did love Elton

<333


Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Imma absolutely mesmerized how genius this piece of content is

Serious contender for Funniest Shit You'll See All Week.

Scottish

Dick cock suck balls tits

Oh, I thought we were in a tree of trust.. in the nest. 

Hot tub!

Ps. This is absolutely hilarious.