As big as her.

There's only one problem with transcendental energy.

It doesn't work. It's in Swedish yes. But. It's a documentary from some weird New Age festival in Sweden, and the British filmmaker hated the place. The clip at 2:00 in, shows when people are creating their own energy field. A force so strong it surrounds them and protects them.

Fire department has open house for kids

Something extra

Although I can't help but hurting while watching this.

It's def growing on me

Pun intended.

Easily the funniest shit you'll see all day

Tremendously great

Look at that. Can't even fake-type that well.

Have to admit new album sounds very promising

As inviting as Monday mornings

This guy is the shadaam

It is well worth every single one of the minutes you are forced to give up not Instagramming while watching this.

Bingo.

You're a dork! I don't appreciate this joke - and neither does technology.

I really hope this is real

This sums it up pretty well

Come HIIIDDDAA

Lé crack

Crack as in crack.

Happy Friday Y'ALL

I didn't want to use "YA'LL" at all when i first started typing the headline. But it just happened. It slipped out. Poff. Like an invisible force inside of me wanting to get out. I also have no idea why I made it in all caps. Mebbe to kinda like "play it down" a bit. So to speak. Play it down by making it big? YEA MAKES SENSE. How about MAKING IT BOLD TOO. Lol, fucking idiot.

Imma hav Dave on speed dial

The Jaguars

Awesome. And not due to the nose picking. Don't fool yourself that the nose picking is your greatest takeaway from the magic compilation.

I am thinking about a few friends when I see this

Not to mention any names tho *wink wink*

Whoop-de-doo

That's my point of view.

Brilliant.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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Behind the scenes of Thor

United we stand

Sexiest sexy

This is how happy this Monday is

Brilliant.

And with this, we shall take a Friday

This is fucking brilliant

more awesome stuff right here 

Friday attire

Friday Internet classic of the week

Haters gonna hate

'murica

Ass sued. Ass off.

That's what friends are for

My goodness holy moly

Fullscreen recommended.

SIDE NOTE: Anyone who says this looks like "Drive 2" ought to be forced to force masturbate on a public place. Times Square for instance. Have you even seen any of Winding-Refn's other movies? Seriously.

ONLY GOD FORGIVES - Bande Annonce VOSTF - En salles le 22 mai from LE PUBLIC SYSTEME CINEMA on Vimeo.

Listen, even politicians can

a) make sense b) talk like regular folks - and not hide behind weird and fancy lingo that no one really understands anything of. Kudos to you, sir.

I usually think it's too cheesy

But goddamn this was nice. First sporting event home game in Boston since the bombings. And this happens.

Bubbles

Bubbles? 

As in: when you're done staring at those butt-gropings, that is.

Spring is here - agreed?

So let's all hit the beach. Or at least undress ourselves a bit.

"Objection!... Or oh, uhm.. wait.."

Face swap all

via

Oh dear everything and might all

Batman, who?

Aww.

This was posted by my buddy:

And I couldn't me more proud to know him. I know it's a hefty read, but it's a great read. An important read. He should become a copywriter...

I’m angry. I’m angry at a lot of people right now. Mostly I'm angry at whoever placed two pressure cookers filled with nails on Boylston Street. Bear with me here, or don't read this. Because I'll probably anger you.  

I’m angry at the Boston intelligence and security community. I’m angry at the security and intelligence community who allowed 5 men onto American Flight 11 at Logan airport 12 years ago. And another 5 on United Flight 175. 

I’m angry at the same community who shut down an entire city in 2007, causing fear and panic among its citizens because they found blinking LED-laden pieces of plastic in the shape of a “Mooninite”, a character from Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force, hanging around the city. Pieces which had been there for two weeks. Pieces which had also been hanging in New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Los Angeles, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia without incident.  

I’m angry at the same community who shot and killed a 21 year old Emerson student in the eye with a pepper spray pellet after the Red Sox win in 2004, and in response to the incident condemned the actions of the college educated “punks” who filled Kenmore Square.  

And I’m angry at the same intelligence and law enforcement community who wasn’t able to keep six square blocks secure for the one day they knew exactly where thousands of their citizens would be. 
I'm angry not because these people are bad at their jobs or uncaring or bad people. I'm angry because with all of this, we have accepted constant surveillance, constant infringements on our rights and privileges with the belief (or hope) that they will make us safer. Monday once again showed that we haven’t figure this out. 

I’m also angry at the jingoistic reaction of “They picked the wrong city to fuck with.” As if this were some sort of beef between two drunk guys from Hull at The Landsdowne Pub. It's not. We're better than that. And whoever did this, isn't.

I’m equally angry at the reaction that because a person at one point lived in Boston, this tragedy is that much more poignant. As if this were a personal attack on them and their connection to the city. Or that this time, because you once lived there, you finally understand your own vulnerability.  

This isn't about you. This wasn’t an attack on your memory of a city, or a wakeup call to you- it was a bullshit attack on other innocent people by a person or group of people who have removed themselves from the rest of humanity. They aren’t the cowards, or the bullies many will claim they are- which are both attempts to belittle the actions. These person or people who did this are less than that. They are the five year old who pulls the legs of a spider for fun. To call them cowards and bullies gives them more credit-it says that they have some sense of the real consequences of their actions. Not just the death tolls and media reports. The real, human consequences. 

And further, this is not more tragic because it happened in a place that many of us, myself included, have lived or have known. Because this happens all over the world, all the time. And every time, it’s always horrible. And we all know this intellectually, but unfortunately now we certainly know emotionally what this means. 

Finally, I’m angry at what is to come. The agendas. The possible xenophobia, the possible blame placed wherever we can to help put our minds at ease, the possible shame of once again knowing a white male did something horrible to everyone else around him, and the almost certain possibility that not too long from now, we’ll all be posting about some other horrible event that makes us sick to our stomachs.  

I have nothing but love and compassion for all affected, but I’m still angry. And I don’t think that’s a bad thing.

Nice one, Chicago

MMA meet Gladiator,

MMA and Gladiator - meet Russian TV show.

This is absolutely insane

Thoughts and prayers are with Boston right now. Stay strong.

Classic vintage vid of the day

#Hashtags

Feels like they'll soon be the QR-code of communication.

#Hashtag what makes you happy. 

- Now why da fuq should I do that.
Sincerly, 
//The only response

Monday mornings.

Is brought to you by reality.

One of those "the greatest moments"

Proper Swedish

There is no one else that is like Bill. Fucking legend. Amazing.

This guy was shooting something with Bill Murray, and he and his friends wanted an autograph. Instead they got this - a slomo walk down a hallway, Wes Anderson style. The best part? Bill insisted on doing the slomo on set, not in post.

New {fake} Trailer from David Walton Smith on Vimeo.

US logics

Good ol' firecrackers

Adors.

Runner up again, kid Kim

Weekly soundtrack of the week

Not just this song, but Phosphorescent overall. Prefer their latest album. It is genius.

The Most Interesting Man is back

A lil spot from my team here at work.

Seriously some of the funniest shit I've seen

Awww

Perhaps easily the funniest shit you'll see today.

Why are there so many obese kids in America?

Tracy's kids never even had a chance..

Picnic galore

"Shut up and take my money" via.

On a deeper note.

Yes it's worth 4 minutes and 31 seconds of your time. Learn something today that will somewhat amaze you. Or bewilder, ponder, and confuse you. It's worth it. It all goes together.

Not sure what's best:

The actual nunchack grandpa on the parking lot, or the commentary.

Them clever Germans

Woouuuuaaaahhhhaaa!

We kind of totally forgot about this lil flick when we tried to sum up the most anticipating list. But this looks frickin' fantastic. And not just in a District 9 with a much bigger budget -way, but for real. Or here is what William Fichtner had to say:

“You know how there are no new things? There’s no new war movie, there’s war movies. Over time stuff like The Deer Hunter and Platoon ups it,” Elysium actor William Fichtner recently told AICN. “All of a sudden somebody presents it to you in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s a new bar, a new mark of definitively telling you what something is. In the clips I saw from Elysium I felt like it did that. It really felt like I never saw that movie. It redefined something.”

Amazing real life Rap-beef

Can't wait for yo mama jokes from Kanye as response to this. Or an invite?

awwwwww

Wait wut.

Kin Jong-il is now fuuuucked

New they'd settle this.

F.uck.

If kids ruled the world

Wait wuuuut!? New logo?! Again!

Yup. Felt the last one was a lil too distorted and unfocused. So I straightened, and cleaned it up.

new

old

Mebbe too depressing for our Friday tune, but still dang good.

Alos sweet lil vid. Doesn't he look like Malcom Mcdowell? "Yes, we agree."

Majical Cloudz, 'Childhood's End' from Somesuch & Co. on Vimeo.

My good, dear and talented friend Sir Fabian made this

Hooray!!

Biografen from Oscar Properties on Vimeo.

handjob 101

You're a dork!

Phew. Actually and honestly feel relieved.

I don't even fully get this, but I guess it's a very clever and honorable commemoration of Roger Ebert

Cut to black.

Roll End Credits.

Easily video of the year

Listen to it loud. Then on repeat. Then set an alarm and a reminder to never forget to see it each day.

My favorite bad/good/bad trait

True Black Love

AIK (Sweden's best, biggest and most amazing team) has already sold more tickets to the season premiere than their opponents, Syrianska, did during the entire last year. The Glory. The Beauty. The Black Army.

Valid question

It's only a month away (!!!)

(!!!!!!!)

(May 10th to be precise)

Flowers & bees

And *cymbal*

Holy everything

Everything.

Cluck Cloo

Nick Offerman and Jimmy Falloon.

This is truly genius

Everyone should always smile and laugh more. Hip-surgery-gone-wrong or not.

Turn on English subs if needed.

This guy might become Sarah Palin's Vice President

It actually feels like he means it. I love this guy. This is how stupid you are.

Happy 40 to the mobile phone

The first ever order on the mobile phone was placed today and that we shall celebrate with not talking at all to each other - that includes no calling. The SMS function is there for a reason. We have other social platforms to communicate on too, should that not be sufficient.

Before everything

Can I laugh

Geddit. Can. Come oooon.