Thursday, February 28, 2013

Off to Norway today

Baptism - becoming a godfather. Boom. Epic. Then Stockholm for a week.

ps. don't expect an excessive amount of posts while I'm gone..


Wednesday, February 27, 2013

You'd think that this is fake

That it's made by Funny or Die as homage to Zoolander. But oh no. This is real. And this woman is completely utterly surreal and obnoxious.

Probably no hj's either :(

Hand Model is The Worst - watch more funny videos      


Still better than Kate Perry.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

This is the first ever CD-single I got

It's still amazing.

Grossest thing you'll see all day/week/year

Snapper... Fuck.

Heroes of the day/year/life

But today wins the captain and crew of the Sea Shepherd.

Cannot. Wait.

Seriously? Gosling and Cianfrance, the director of Blue Valentine back together is so electrifying of a thought that you could light up a city.

I mean we've seen the trailer - but it's worth watching again. And that music at the second part of the trailer - OMG - if anyone knows it - pleeeeease send it my way.

Imma taking classes soon

Monday, February 25, 2013

This is ok.

Statue, alive or not. She can suit herself. What ate you talking about.

That feeling. Morning. Alarm clock.

Every. Single. Morning.

Any summer after party

Me at the Oscars last night

Friday, February 22, 2013

The Universe is just awesome

Though the video seems to play as though in slow motion, it's actually quite sped up, covering a nearly 22-hour period from 12:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. EDT on July 19, 2012. The footage is made up of frames taken once every 12 seconds played at 30 frames per second, meaning that every second of video represents six minutes of real time.

love this

"I'm homeless, and I'm an alcoholic. But I have a dream.""What's that?""I wanna go fishing."

It was... It was - it's landscaping, not just mowing.

One of the best films ever.

ALways follow instructions

Hate when she does this

Some good ol' classica right heaa

Good morning they are up for grabs

Thursday, February 21, 2013

PS4 all you need to know

Still absolutely AMAZED how they managed to have a HUGE keynote without revealing or showing absolutely anything. Note that this all happens in front of every single tech geek hacker gamer nerd in the Solar System. And they got away with it! No one is puking on them. Amazeballs. This PR person has a bright future.

"I know you all expect to see the new PS4 looks like. And - this is what the PS4 doesn't look like. But trust us, it's amazing."

Profound, big

And beautiful.

OVERVIEW from Planetary Collective on Vimeo.

Yes you should watch this

It's beautiful.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

We're all feelin' it

Yea rub that. Rub it.

Why chopper accidents you might ask?

Why the last 20 minutes? Is what the head of the account must have thought when she entered the room.

I have no explanation or even remote answer of either.


Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Harlem has spoken

An Honor for each World War they've participated in and heroically ended

I can't handle this

I'm too soft. No pride left. Just watch it already.

Meanwhile in Albania

Or Wyoming.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Top Ten to follow

Or just learn by heart.

I. Need. To. Make. Apps.


This is pretty insane

Can't believe it hasn't got more attention.

"Ah like heeell no!"

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Don't worry, look on the bright side

In related response to the Pope

Fighting the catholic church backwards in every way he can

WHen he's not too busy groping little choir boys that is.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Reason #34 why women shouldn't leave the kitchen

HEY FELLA! Imma woman and I don't appreciate that joke at all!

Funneh cause it's true

It's also half an hour to kick off and I can't even breathe imma so excited.

Are you Google? Cause you have everything I'm searching for.

Or classics such as, "I must be using Apple Maps, cause I keep getting lost in your eyes". Bullet proof. I mean, why don't we get out of here and head back to MySpace.

It's all about the packaging


Few things are better than almighty Mitch Hedberg

Well, that should be Jim Gaffigan and Louis CK then, of course. But as always it's just, different, than better,

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

WIll use from now on

Now just waiting for the one to either cut in line or speed it up at grocery stores.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Great decision every time you have a big apetite

In case you're bored

Or just wanna look at an old internet-meme again. Or have realized that internet is having a drought. Or.

too much?

Easy kid, it's only Monday. Am. Hey, I didn't take it and it's not me in the pic.

Hello wet and rainy Monday and good bye bigass trees

It is almost inconceivable to most people born today that trees could get this big. Take a moment to reflect on the loss of mighty forest giants like these...

Sunday, February 10, 2013

I nominate this for most genius pic

Nominate for what? Year? Week? Or just... I mean, of what?

Easy Tiger. It's Sunday. Late. And I've been throwing up all day. Like a rookie on booze.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Today, for you mom.

Btw. This song is only representative cause I love it and it's sad and beautiful and one of the best sad love songs ever and ever forever.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Cannot believe we have two words of wisdoms today

Today's Words of Wisdom/Inspiration Post

An anthropologist proposed a game to the kids in an African tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the kids that who ever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run they all took each others hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats. When he asked them why they had run like that as one could have had all the fruits for himself they said: ''UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the other ones are sad?''

'UBUNTU' in the Xhosa culture means: "I am because we are"

Phew. Close one.

There's a storm coming.

And really there is.

Such a great immortal pran

Always funneh. Especially funneh during live TV.

Animal hero of the day

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Classic old goodies

Kick. Boom. Out with the cunts

It's worse than we thought.

It's a decease. and it starts really early.

Suck on it

A quick summary of how this week at work feels like

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

My fav Superbowl spot, dissected

I have no defense anymore. Spot on.

AMericans are very very bad at hearing the truth

Fact is they are world champions at it.

Well, koala this suit crazy

The Busby Babes will never die

Jack's got your back bruu

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Frozen horses

In winter of 1926 horses escape stables during a fire and jump into the ice-clogged river, where they are trapped by the huge ice chunks and struggle to get free, but are frozen in the ice.

For better for worse


Hero & inspirational narrator of the day

The Most Insane News Story You’ll See Today - Watch More Funny Videos

Monday, February 4, 2013

Friday, February 1, 2013

I do.

Classic interview

Odemwingie took his car, left Birmingham and West Brom and drove to London to join QPR. Outside he made interviews with eager reporters. Only one problem. The transfer never happened.