Monday, February 28, 2011

It looks beyond majestic

Lucky for the Oscars it hasn't come out yet - or it would have slam dunked everything yesterday.

This is one helluva good laugh

This baby will grow up to become a proper man one day. You can tell. Weirdly.

A few words about last nights Oscars; what Ricky wanted to do at the Golden Globe and James and Anne didn't do

"I was gonna walk out there dressed as Adolf Hitler stand in front of them and look out over the crowd..."

"Too much?"

Playing World of Warcraft is one of the best things for you kids

It's a) relaxing b) healing c) like deep meditation

All-in-all it helps us get in touch with our deepest feelings and most of all prevents us from actin upon impulse.

New fav band

Kleerup is as much genius as he is crackhead. But genius trumps most things. You're welcome.

Inspiration and truth all at once

Delivered to you by child hero Calvin and Hobbes.

In Charlie Sheen's defense

Cocaine is fun and those women have a vagina.

Not that it's anything wrong with it, no not at all

Easy there bro

Sunday, February 27, 2011


If the image is too small/hard to read (very likely) click heaaa and read about this Facebook-genius.

It's been another great weekend in New York and tonight is the Oscars

Let's hope the right winners triumphs tonight and not the crappy ones. Oh, this is a very cute dog with dog slippers btw.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

close call

Friday, February 25, 2011

Card-box wins

Worst part is that I kinda was the 'Pitcher guy' the other day when I complained about people making a filthy mess in the bathroom (which actually was very validated) BUT LET'S IGNORE THAT FOR NOW and enjoy this for a second.

Control the situation, own the troublemaker and never drop your groceries

Bobby dies it like a boss and we instantly start dreaming how we want the new Scorsese/DeNiro/Pacino movie to be just a fringe as amazing as it will be and the last decade-ish will all be forgotten.

The Justin Bieber is NOT gay

Word, brother

Not that I call all people with... darker skin, brothers. Of course not.


She can come too.


You on the previous post, you should also bring your lady friend.

Whoever this is on the picture

Please contact me. We should talk about something. I'm also really good at Scrabble, if that impresses you, and have a good film and music taste, if that matters to you.

Cannot relate to this at all

Thursday, February 24, 2011

So suddenly wii became of some sort of use

Enjoy your youth

Fuck it. Preserve it.

Style icon #22

Dance on the table like a boss! Dance on the table like a boss! Dance on the table like a boss! Dance on the table like a boss! Dance on the table like a boss! Dance on the table like a boss! Dance on the table like a boss! Noooo. Not you dipshit. Jiiiiisus.

Have a nice day,
Sammy Davis Jr.

I envy this copy

Always find a truth about your product or service. It might not be the outcome of your doing (baby for poor parents who can't have their own). It might be tapping into the behavior of the person doing it. AH ENOUGH. It's just hilarious and after all... it is true.

Guilty poodle

Someone may not be as innocent as they look.

The Facebook Department of Creeping

You know that this is funny especially when you recollect the last time you Liked that photo of that hot girl you just became friends with and then realized it was posted 2007. Yes she noticed too.

Don't know what it is about this song

But it sort of hypnotizes me. Listened to it way too many times, so I might as well slam it up heaaa.

There is nothing wrong with this incident

Fact is every football player does that, but miraculously this is the first time it's been caught on tape.

Hellu tiny polar bear

Helluuuu hellluuuuuu diidididiidididiiii. Hrrrmp.

Cat gives thumbs up

Problem is for the lady that she doesn't understand what it means. Here, I'll help you, two meanings:

a) stop bothering me crazy lady.
b) fetch me some food while at it.

When the night comes Don't be afraid You're only dreaming

When the night comes
And you lay your weary head to rest
No more trials no tests
When the night comes
When the night comes
You don't have to be afraid
Of any choice you made
When the night comes

Don't be afraid
You're only dreaming

When the night comes
The headlines read
Whatever's in your dreams
When the night comes

When the night comes
And you lay by the one you love
The one who knows you and the things you do
When the night comes

Don't be afraid
You're only dreaming

When the night comes 

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Apparenlty this is a memorial to a family member

Sadly that fits today.

End of story full stop.

One of the best trailers I've seen

Both the original take in a video game trailer, but also the story itself and how it's told with the treatment of bringing the two sides together from different sides of time. Superb!!

The Beckett

This boot is actually called Beckett and I already feel a very very very close bond to it. So close I will buy it in two weeks. Amore. 

It is also two weeks today hence this boot represents amore double-time. Million-trillion time.

Push and store cabinet

Just don't do what I did and place it against the wall, cause you will too become a very displeased, grumpy old man muhc quicker than you'd expected. via

Money origami

Won Park does some serious folding when it comes to money. 









This is too important, too beautiful and what's about to happen, too scary too not pat attention to

Don't let them be found and disturbed.

Uncontacted Amazon Tribe: First ever aerial footage from Survival International on Vimeo.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Best picture of the internet in a long long time

There are also no extra words found or discovered that could possibly make this any better. 



Ah the classic

Nice to see Prodigy didn't ruin it too much.

In the future when everything is made of glass

Our lives will look like a weird, contrived and non-realistic flat version of a life to the tune of an annoying case study song, where we live as synthetic lives as the touch screens we will depend our lives on. But some shit is pretty cool. It's just much cooler to display a cooler front than admitting it.

Same thing different sex

Style icon #21

Hello and good bye you look like crap and I don't.

Sidney Poitier

It actually did happen

Hundreds of photos of one famous landmark into one single image

Artist Corinne Vionnet and from this place heaaa.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Never regrets

True story

Help a brother out ey. And I thought we had a pretty rough weekend.

Philly bound today

It's the home of cheese and it's going to be exciting to go outside the Tri-State-Area in another journey than Vegas. We know what we're getting for lunch and here's a picture from the internet.