Thursday, March 28, 2013

Today is brought to you by: almos

And stupidity.

Get in the right mood for the weekend

Hey I didn't make the vid.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Don't steal. Never ever.

Ever. Or else

Suspended Coffee

Effin' brilliant. Let's do it.

#20 Coffee for the less fortunate
This story will warm you better than a coffee in a cold winter day !
We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we're aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter :'Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended'They pay for their order, take the two and leave. I ask my friend:'What are those 'suspended' coffees ?''Wait for it and you will see'Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four 'suspended'. While I still wonder what's the deal with those 'suspended' coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks'Do you have a suspended coffee ?'

It's simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwich or a whole meal.
Wouldn't it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don't you offer it to your clients...I am sure many of them will like it :)

Equality for all

Isn't for all?


No matter what. This is also very true. Come on, just a few more and we'll rock the Supreme Court

We're in for one helluva movie spring/summer/fall

This, Place Beyond The Pines, Pain & Gain, Man Of Steel, Oblivion, Great Gatsby, iron Man 3, Star Trek, The Hangover 3, fast and the Furious 6 (they had me at the last one), Pacific Rim, World War Z, and all the other amazingness I've missed. Heck, even Emmerich seems to be able to make White House Down legit. And then there is Logan. Logan is Logan. Bawssbadass.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Because it's the only right thing.

Gonna need a bigger shovel

I know a friend of mine who'd love this


Attention seeking fucked up bipolar people on Facebook

These people are by far the worst I know. These randomly open exhibitions of human tragic. These and the ones yanking on how sick they are. Attention seeking whores. God I despise them.

We all have them in our feed. Not just as neatly packaged as here tho. If I was to be captured by Satanists or Cannibals and the only way for me to get out was to sacrifice someone on my Facebook newsfeed. I wouldn't even hesitate. Fact is, I wouldn't even have to be in trouble to do it. I'd do it right now. Put them in a tub and I'll tilt the toaster.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Warhammer 40k Space Marine

Dear lord. The flashbacks. The memories. The insane amount of hours spent. Love.

One of the all time classics

Too genius.

The original version

Finally found.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Seriously. We're still not excited?

Reading the book - first in a long long time. And while it doesn't seem to be awfully connected to this- this still looks majestically awesome.

Friday, March 22, 2013

It's still legit

And legal.

We are beyond excited

Luxury escort lady

There are always small, subtle hints.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled...

Evidence A your honor.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

"If you ride like lightening, you're gonna crash like thunder"

You're welcome for the crazy ass research I did for you here. Googling. Stalking every single comment on YouTube, double checking leads, investigating. Testing. Starting all over. But I found it. This is the magical song from the end of one of next year's best movies.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Luke is transforming into Darth Vader

Seriously. Mark looks like shit.

It's not a tumblr.

True dat. He has a legit point.

Wowza. Good morning to you too. Wake up to this if you want a kick start to the morning

Insane. See you in Hollywood, dude. Or mebbe you are there. And we've seen you in Wanted and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer already...

Biting Elbows - 'Bad Motherfucker' (Insane Office Escape 2) from Ilya Naishuller on Vimeo.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

So this was pretty fucking fantastic

Just got a headache thinking about all the work, planning, rehearsals and thought behind it.

Toy Story bookends

Nice on, Pixar.

The ride was ~that~ good

Adorable. Except for...

..the penis upper left.

Monday, March 18, 2013


The origin.

The true story.

Self pic of the day

DOn't worry about me, imma just moseying along heaa, relaxing like a motherfucker in the couch. Barely knew someone snapped this pic, to be honest.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Behind the scenes of a craftsman:

I have also received a lot of fan mails asking me how I created this authentic looking crocodile. The answer is simple. InDesign. Building boxes on top of boxes. "Carving" with more boxes - white boxes. Then I slammed that puppy into Photoshop to give it it's realistic feel, plus the lens falir.

Is it a bird, is it a plane - no - it's the new By" Beckett logo!

I know, I know, "Magnificent work", "Outstanding", "I didn't know you were an ace-designer", "Sure you're not related to Picasso?"

I also know it might be a bit sickening to look at, at first. A bit frantic. Stressful. Almost, chaotic. But at least it doesn't look like every other fucking logo out there. Helvetica and hipster and *yuk*. We carve our own path heaa. Obey no design rules.

UPDATE: As you can see (below) and header (above) I have already straightened it up a bit.

Old logo:

New Logo:

Awesome work made by my friend, and mentor, Aramique

The one and only.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Penguins being penguins

Watch this

Quite a difference in 8 years

St. Peter's Sq. In 2005 and yesterday.

Too bad the change has nothing to do with the conservative and retarded and backwards thinking/behavior/teaching/learning/method/view of the Pope himself.

Been laughing hysterically for 4 minutes now

the Grapist

Gonna grape little kids in the mouth. This is more true than Mad Men.

Glory hole

Related side note: There are few things that enjoys me heart more than hearing someone laughing absolutely hysterically.

Pork it

Did we already do this one? Well. You're welcome anyway.

"Great colon"

"Is that stone henge?" "Or Michigan?"

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

The 90's are coming

Croc a' sandwich

"Take your tampon out"

Let's be honest: Michel Gondry's work is easily best when someone else do the script for him*

*Eternal Sunshine cough* Then trying to do it himself. Which is why there is a sense of hesitations towards this - although it looks absolutely amazing.

I don't always post adverts

But when I do, I make sure they're awesome.

Frickin' hilarious

This is Sweden's only music crush you need to know about

Monday, March 11, 2013

Wait for it - you'll pray for it

Full screen. Loud.

It takes balls to do this.

There for you

Monkey Orchids (!!!)


Real or not? It's still sweet

Not sweet as the coffee though. That would be a weird association.

Martin Scorsese overlays potential tattoos for Robert De Niro in Cape Fear:

Can they please just get back together again already.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Hello imma back and we'll start soft

I'm still extremely exhausted and very jetlagged.