Saturday, June 30, 2012

Weekend soundtrack

Friday, June 29, 2012

DJ sheet

It's a weekend y'all. Go fun.

Fuck yaa Scandinavia


Today's heavy topic

This is beyond insane.

Thursday, June 28, 2012


Might be content of the.... I dunn even know what. Jesus so good.

"Elin is forced to escape the chaos"

A few things. A) She sent that picture? B) "forced" C) Duck.

Classic party kid


For all the men out there, and curious women, we hereby present to you
the international rules of manhood.
For those young men seeking adulthood, you must abide by said rules in
order to obtain your "man badge."
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying game".
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the
birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertianment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach. and it's delivered by a topless model and
only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.


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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

When to be witty


Surreal. Via National Geographic.


Genius. And interesting.

Back to the future day

Early winner!

Funniest Shit You'll See Today.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012


Correction - this is The Funniest Shit You'll See Today.

Of course.

But... try, they will. And then, they deserve, Aouh. Cute lil lovely croc.


It's fundamental, really. Also a valid contender of Funniest Shit You'll See Today. Or mebbe it's just funneh cause it's true. Thin line, thin, thin line...

Timeless joke

Forever boobalone

Oh, and it's also terrible. Kids today.

Good times.

Those were the days... Please come back Bobby.

This is not the first time

A true genius

Monday, June 25, 2012

One of the best things about returning the world of internet

Are all the trailers to catch up to/with. Worst part is that you've all already seen them..


Hello imma back btw!

Thursday, June 7, 2012


Imma off to Sweden now. Wedding, funeral and overall vacation and bundled up into two weeks. May or may not be able to be online, but will update more randomly. Hopefully not so much. Just so you know. Back June 25th again.

Ha. It's like I'm actually writing to someone heaa.. Very weird.

Safe flight Beckett. Cheers!


With the lack of fun lately, this might be a contender for Funniest Shit You'll See Today.

Shoes. mmgimme.

Piglet steps

It's how we all act at times*.

*Hangover, tired, date, first day at new job/project,

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Bottled kid.

Composure. Regrets.

Dynamic touch-screen surface

And Minority Report is creeping up on us yet again. Soon the future will be as old as the 60's Star Trek.


Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Love train.

Cubs. All over. In a row.

The O face, meet the O shave.


Parenting deluxe.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Such a classic

We should all get together soon and watch this one again.


As you can tell it was a great weekend

There's only one way to commemorate it.

Two actually.

Friday, June 1, 2012


This mouse has more talent than the Kardashain's could ever assemble and I feel the urge to marry him/her.


Two of the top things in the world I like. Tights and a hot chick. This is Adrianne Ho for GQ.

Found it.

www. irl.

Stop right theaaa