Moi and locks

...is not the best match.

Been juggling the key for the lock to the bike for a summary of an hour* today and getting inside the door to work was a lot trickier than it should for the very same reason. The god damn key just won’t cope with its lock – even though they are the perfect matches – they’re literally made for one another.

Worse part is standing on the freezing street; covered in rain and leaned over your bike juggling the damn key and you instinctively understand that anyone spotting you right now will call the cops. And no, it doesn’t look any better doing it in front of the door.

* At least.