Monday, November 21, 2011

CONT'D: Idiotic Movie Plot Holes 2

After the overwhelming response to the exposure of movies most idiotic plot holes, it’s only fair I continue. Too tired and lazy and shit to assemble everything – so we’ll just dig right into the next one.


X-Men: First Class
The story of Eric and Charles and the beginning and creation of the X-Men as we’ve come to know [and love] them.

Scene:
The beach scene. Final and climax of the film. Inside the submarine when Eric (Magneto) has snuck in and fighting with Sebastian Shaw’s character (played by Kevin Bacon).

Why this is so fucked up:
So Eric/Magneto has managed to get the upper hand on Shaw and pulled his helm off so Charles can occupy his head, causing him to freeze. I.e. Shaw is paralyzed cause Charles is freezing him. Eric then shows his real evil side and revenges his mother by shooting a bullet through the frozen head off Shaw in painful slow motion. All while Charles is screaming to awesome music (score really is fucking fantastic) trying to make him stop. But let’s get back to why Shaw is frozen: cause Charles is inside his head and freezes him. So it’s that *snapping fingers in witty manners* easy for Charles to stop this. He just don’t.

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