When to be witty

Composure. Regrets.

Sometimes we all feel like we could use a lil suspender

It usually happens after a happy night of drinking too.

In about 40 years

Hopefully it won't take this long for people to realize how incredibly stupid they are. Seriously.

Perspective

Not to be confused with actually making a reasonable decision though. They don't have instagram.

OPEN CONFESSION: I actually saw the Hunger Games the other day*

Battle Royal meets Running Man meets whining girls meets wtf-are-you-doing-this-doesn't-make-any-sort-of-sense-you-KNOW-you-have-to-kill-each-other-so-stop-whining-and-OMG-COME-ON-I-can't-even. jesus. 

*the things you do for love/gf.

BEHOLD!

It has been leaked. (All we have to do know is just to verify if it's real, and if it is - this is the equivalent to 'Animal Style' at In'N'Out Burger).

If the whole purpose/objective/goal was to create attention/awareness

It would get A+ and the Titanium. But since the objectives are so weird and un-precise and unclear - this needs to be looked at from multiple angles. And criticized.

Yet this didn't hurt the most

By far. Dropping the 'added time sign' on Fergie's foot should easily be the headlines after a game against a team of Atheltic Bilbao's caliber. Yet. Out-played at home. Against a team that's 30 (thirty) points behind Real Madrid. Not how you win trophies. What are we, Arsenal!?

Meat leggings

Comes with béarnaise. 

via and heaa

I loooove this yet

I can't stop thinking what will happen when they'll grow up..

This is not the only example of course

Although a pretty good one. The infrastructure in this country is beyond... imaginations? We should probably not even get into their trash system (non existing) rode, roach and bug problems (hello non existing trash system) rocky roads (we never really fix a problem, we just patch it up) (heck Iraq has better quality roads). Aaaaand imma not gonna continue now cause imma late for work.

Test:

I got like really good and nice and flattering words. So imma kind and good man. 

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse on 6 months of sobriety

Too soon?

monday

oh fuck. it's tuesday.

Ever since I cancelled my subscription of US Weekly and Star Magazine

I've been left in the dark of what's really going on in the world. Barely grasped the fact that Jayonce was pregnant and befoo you know it she's almsot a teen. Is her name really Ivy Blue Carter?

First run since before Xmas

(Call it vacation or something). And what the fuck does the temperature show. Seriously. W. T F. Imma sitting heaa with shorts on. Jesus.

UPDATE: It was without comparison one of the worst things I've done. It was really cold. Just shorts and long sweater plus tshirt didn't help either. Jesus.

How I'd like to spend today

Not really feeling it yet. Not just yet.

happy happy

Ok I don't really know what/why we posted this, except that it's nice. And true. And that it's a slow am at the internets. 

Sorry 'bout the lack of posts

It was the annual Syrup Xmas partay last night. As far as work was concerned today, I came around 2.30 and watched Delirious on YouTube (one video had the entire film!!!) ate some pizza slices and then left. Appreciate your cooperation and understanding.