Found it.

www. irl.

Shopping

An inspiration for all of us. (If it wasn't for the stupid fact that I really like shopping, that is - #nohomo)

Probably the bets commercial I've seen in while

Not being ironic heaaa. And not just speaking for just fashion either. First I thought it was a joke/prank but apparently this is the film that the brand/agency produced. Impeccable piece of work. Again; amazing concept. Honesty meet shallow, honesty and shallow, meet genius.

Or at least be my friend or something.


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VibaBody Slimmer

This is too genius. you can't even dream up this. Less photoshop it. "So you guarantee it's working and you vouch its result, well'then imma have all three, please."

Every mall should get one of these

Seriously.

There can only be 100% genius behind this

From all parties involved. Walmart is probably the place I just wanna hang out at the most.

Best use of retail-placement I've seen in a very... uhm whatevs

Can me have in XXXL please

Man I reaslly wish it was this simple. The options are pretty much endless when you're behaving like a retard and have the shape of a ball. All it takes is a lil bit of imagination from your dad and you''re set. This Halloween seems to be a bit tricky. Last year was epic Chilean Miners and I had two amazing follow-ups with: KKK (one has to be the captured dude rolled in oil and feathers and shit "Omg no that's not funneh you can't do that" oh shutthefyuckup) or the Human Centipede.

turban

Good copy

Even at the oddest places at the oddest malls.

MAFIFA t-shirts now for sale!

Nice one and quickly acted upon. Buy yours here.

Sperman!

Ratings & Reviews of the best Halloween costumes

Dinosaur Man Cage

We start with the Man Caught by the Dinosaur. Pretty fockin good. We like the cleverness of deceiving people into thinking that that costume itself, isn't really the man in it. Or something like that. Bonus points are sadly off for what seem to be a practically impossible way too pee. Still,  a good solid ★★★★☆

YouTube Drunk Guy At a Party

This is really clever. Witty. Funny. Intelligent. This is simplicity in its best form. The sheer fact that he's not even dressed, merely being himself and commemorating our Social Media generation only makes this epic. Extra Bonus points are collected for both embracing - encouraging - drinking and being dressed as yourself. A well deserved ★★★★★ as it is the jury's stand-out favorite. Or as we'd like to put it; Like.

Midget Costume

We like this because it's so, so simple but most and foremost how much it makes fun of something we're usually not allowed to make fun of. Or, not too crazy actually, hence midgets are teased all the time in movies and shit, now that I think about it. But we do like to be political incorrect and kick on someone whose laying down, or is at the height of someone laying down. Ouch. Bad pun intended. Bonus points are not given since it simply comes in too many forms and variations (Google it and you'll see) which takes away a lot of its originality. It gets ★★★★☆ though, as this is rating the best costumes.

I myself will come as a Chilean Miner this Halloween. Not political incorrect enough to be provocative but couldn't be done next year. So I'd like to perceive it as very contemporary.

Damn it, I found another one by RRL

If it wasn't for the darn reason it costs just about shy of $1000 it would never leave my body.

I'm on a Varsity jacket scavenge and I think I might have found one

Or two. I definitely want both. Thank you Gant by Michael Bastian, let's just hope you're not going to be too pricy now ey.

Freeeesh herpes!

Another one of those impressive skills that you moments later go, "..or is it"

It's Labor Day today

It means day off. Stores closed. I have been sober for the past two days in order to be productive. Productive has, in reality, meant laying on the rooftop and getting tanned. Über relaxing.


Yesterday it also meant shopping. Saw a shirt I liked at Topman that cost $70. Quite expensive, you could get a Ralph Lauren for that and Topman is suppose to be cheap in my world, I pondered and went to Uniqlo. There I found a shirt I liked that cost $19 but couldn't decide which color to get. So I bought all three. Ian couldn't even tell them apart. Especially the blue ones. I can, somewhat, give him that. But hence the wide price difference it felt like I earned money.

I fell asleep ar 1 last night. Woke up at 10.30. All in all a very good day.
Today I've only managed to sleep on the roofdeck. Mebbe a bike ride with Jon. Let's call him.

Gangsta Kitty

Shopping should always be more like this