Bust-ed.

Sorkinisms

Genius. And interesting.

Richard Attenborough makes everything a lil bit better*

Side note heavily related info: Richard is one of my favorite people.


*a lot

Fresh Prince sings again, 20 years later

I was really uncomfortable during this. Even do he seems to enjoy it, I couldn't help but only think of all the shit you have to do as a celeb. The fake smiles and getting comfortable during the most obscure uncomfortableness. Ah. The sell out. The sell out and the $50 M for waking up, of course.

ESPNeis

Slow jam the news

Wow. Totally missed this. Let's pull a Russia heaa and elect this fella over and over and over again. Seriously. Seriously.

River Phoenix FTW

Epic conclusion to that discussion.

Contra-

News anchors fails is just as easily...

...that's what she said.

NOSTALGIA OF THE DAY: Blossom, then and now

1992 and 2012 to be more precise. She did it last time for some election and coincidentally, that's where we are today again. Ha. Life.

ahhh you're indians

this guy should host the oscars.

let the boy watch

from buddy ol' sheriff. cheers, sheriff.

- it's funneh cause it's true

so true.

Britney

From now on I want Britney to be the only person I talk to when I experience any sort of issue or need to contact the customer service for whatever reason I need to solve.

Holy crackers, it's Monday, 7:25 am and this is perhaps the best thing you'll see ALL week (!!!) !

Seriously. They seem to truly really believe in themselves. Honestly have faith in what they do. Pretty-boy and dumb-boy. The latter's attempt of freestyle rapping/wailing is of course praiseworthy beyond recognition, but nothing - nothing - beats around 1:11 when he tries to jump in - but fails. Can't. Just wailing in silence. OMG. It's so surreal. Beyond most things that's good.

Really hope it's not a fake thing that I fell for it. Like a dumb-boy.

There's an exception to every rule

Slow day on the internet, even though weather is kinda under the weather. Also sorta-related side note: I've always been a very much pro-Dave person. At one point it was extreme. I could let the TV stay on even if I didn't watch it just to improve the ratings. On an urgently-related note: Anyone who likes Leno is sorta a twat. And an idiot with poor taste.

Didn't even notice Conan lost track

Imma was busy focusing elsewhere.

haha wow. hell yeah. no wonder they didn't dare to air this

(He actually says something meaningful and is one of the most well-articulated people I've ever listened to)

Brilliant x2

Can you imagine the intern in the control room. Either his last day and one big last classy FUCK OFF. Or a very fucked up mistake where he was pretty fucking sure someone would notice. Can you imagine his face when he saw the news and realized no one had discovered it?



But - as always - the best part of these are always always the comments:

• But come on, "African American" does not sound that good in rap-lyrics...

  b4liquez 1 week ago 96 
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  So in a segment on a black woman, driving a car popular among black people, in a black neighborhood, they play a song written by a black man, for a largely black audience, containing a colloquialism that black people use to refer to each other. HEY HONEY, THE WHITE PEOPLE ARE FEELING GUILTY OVER HERE!!!

  LivEFirE 4 days ago 19 

omg. you're about to watch the video of the century

I don't know any of the context aor background behind this, but I think that makes it even more epic. Seriously. Prepare. (You can't).