Bust-ed.

Of course she's not.

First lady? Point proven and taken. That is the breadth of your entire joke of a campaign, Romney.

Easy, simple,

Done.

How to decreasingly choke in 26,2 miles:

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Scariest shit i've seen

Seriously. Fml. I hate economy and money and bullshit.

UPDATE: OK. You need to watch this. And then you need to tell me what it means and what I should do. Deal. Boom. Done. Cheers.

Can we PLEASE have more surf dog competitions

This is a world record attempt to put the most dogs o na surf boards. Sadly the dogs didn't stay on for the required 10 seconds. Wonder what other milestones have me missed this weekend, internet.

It's a test

And a trick. Not that I... wait what wut. Damn it. 

Soon in a bun near you!!

Uhm.. Too much?

FYI

For some particular reason, or cosmic fate, I can't log in to blogger at work. Hence the poor posting. Ben, Jakob - not that I would ever do that at work, but you catch my drift.

Pretty good mix up/confusion

Especially considering the circumstances whereas all revolves around 'a lucky winner' and 'the new special technique' that's suppose to announce the right winner. Genius.

Age check

via fuckyeahdementia!!1!

I'm actually (involuntarily) growing one now

Don't wanna kill the magic but...

Yup.

World's biggest White Shark caught

And released. So now it's swimming around outside the coast of Guadalope. Guess they just wanted to piss it off a little and let it smell/see human close range first.

via National Geographic.

For people who love everything about porn

Except sex

doh.

Police had all but given up on finding the man who killed 23-year-old John Juarez in a LA liquor store when one officer came across a mugshot of the guy below. This very considerate and helpful gang banger had tattooed the whole event on his chest, down to finest details.

via

We had a similar experience at our country house in Sweden

Only difference is it was the ferry driver. The day after New Year's. And people were on the ferry. Now, it didn't leave tracks like this, but pretty sure they took the exact same route.

What happens in Vegas

Military exercise of the week

If you have to pick a fight with someone, fight this army.

So close yet so far apart