Makes you wonder

You kind of want to investigate what was going through his mind when he shaved this morning.
It probably led to a reasonable debate between him and his wife.
Honey, I’m gonna be on TV, why’s it so difficult to understand that I can’t look like the beardy version of Mel Gibson, that would look ridiculous, I wanna have neat, sharp cuts toned with my physical features.
And as the razor ravished through his screaming face his Mrs. was left with a blank stare astonished by the eerie comparison.