Smurf!

Realized how they don’t really play the game of “Smurf!” here in New York (not sure about the rest of the US though). Mark walked by and we both said the word, "simultaneously" (what are the odds on a word like that – scary, I know) at the same time and I yelled “SMURF!” as quick as I could.
Beating him by sheer knockout. Boom.
Only thing he kept talking as if the rules didn’t mean anything.
Keep your mouth shut man. Haven’t granted you speech-access and said “Mark”. Americans, so funny.