Yogi Bear alternative ending, brilliant

Wanna feel torn between a heavy heart and ROFLMAO? Here we go.

There would be no eulogies for BooBoo, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no cubs named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the caves he grew up in.