Someone has to be last

Just discovered Linkedin and though I’m probably the last person on earth it’s better than being the last person on earth not being there. It seems pretty cool, up-to-date, very hip and we all want to be a hipster, but most of all serious. You don’t mess around and poke people here or add senior level positioned people and start to follow them. No, mam. We do things hipster style here. Nah. More proper style I guess. Yup. Proper is better. Right now I’m eating salted pistachios I just bought on the deli. They're really, really good. Recommended.